Run # 860 0n July 14 at Taman Wawasan, Hare by Thorny Ass and rated 9 points by WoodPecker

Hare Corner:

Thorny Ass was brought to GH5 by Quack Quackin in 2008. His hash name was given by V-Power because his first run he kena alot of thorns and thus his hash name was chirstian-ed as Thorny Ass. Thorny Ass  is in the landscaping business and his real name is Jason Lee.
His message to member is run more and talk less!

Big hand to Thorny Ass for a good run, food and extra beers!

Circle started at 8.45PM.

GM Bonsai announced that the 1^st GH5 Hiking Trip will be on 15 August and OC is JM Leftball – Fraser’s Hill. Freedom & Founder Run scheduled on 1 September and OC is Silent Gorilla. GH5 Pub Crawl is also inline and run site will be in TTDI.

Medic submitted his application form for GH5 member and he was set for the final qualification round on GH5 facts by GM. And due to GH5 male quota is full but he can join in under the female category and therefore he has joined GH5 female category as Female Medic.

First time guests Geraldine and Yvez (but GM change her name to Everest) were interviewed by Hare Thorny Ass.

In the run Yvez completed her run. But it does not happen to Geraldine because she was running with a wrong company. A non-motivated runner, Wilson, whom doesn’t know how to encourage her to complete the run; instead, he brought her for a U-Turn.

During our circle time, there were 2 stray dogs nicely sleeping next to the ice chair uninterruptedly. Due to this, Maddog was called to sit on ice.

Run rating done by Woodpecker at 9pts in total. And later he was iced for being too generous in rating the run by inviting the Hare Thorny Ass to bribe him just for RM20 openly while he was on box. So that he can buy some beer with the RM20.

Hare Thorny Ass thanked his father and mother for raising such a wonderful  child and he also reaffirmed that he deserve the 9pts run rating as he and co-hare went in to make sure the run is safe by fighting off gorilla, python and other dangerous animals.

Thorny Ass, Thorny Prick, Duffy Duck and Roger were iced for not running regularly and once you see either 1 turn up for run, the rest will surface as well.

GM was iced by JM for his cheeky, scary, suspicious smile in the GH5 committee meeting after Goldfinger mentioned that GH5 member has only 30% female member and Titanic was called to set up a GCI (Gasing Commission of Inquiry).

Warlord proposed World’s Man Day. All GH5 female members will set the run, perform run checks, cook and Pushup will be the OC and beer woman. It will be on 27 Oct 2015.

Pushup was iced for calling for no circle time during the run while GM will not be around. This is an insult to JM for his ability to conduct circle.

Mystery Whip was Mamasan. Melanie was iced for being late and not running.

JM iced for saying vulgar words fluently.

James Bonk was iced for asking the where is the runsite every Tuesday.

Warlord iced for not knowing who is the hare and his hash name.

Thorny Prick was iced for MIA for long time.

JM on box and asked, “while running, when you want to run pass the runner in front of you, what would you say?”

Maddog said in Cantonese, “hung chat hoi lah”. As a result, he was being iced.

James Bonk was iced for turning down JM’s request to do run rating. His reason was because he needed to leave the runsite early. But after 1 hour, he was still visible in the circle.

Blur Blur was iced for smoking behind a van during circle.

Lately due to 1MDB and the depreciation of Ringgit Malaysia issues, the nation’s economy is unstable. Therefore, even like durian vendors have to use creative selling technique like employing macho man to sell their durians. They make use of social media to go viral. When JMs Songbird saw the post in GH5 group chat, she keep asking where could she find the macho durian seller? In order to satisfy JMs, GM conducted a macho durian seller enrolment qualifying round during our circle. Medic, Lucky Cock, Monster, Piss Stop, Thorny Ass and Alex were called upon, lined up in front JMs. They, each had to take off their T-shirt and show their most macho and sexiest posture in front of JMs while she was being iced. It was a tie with Medic and Piss Stop emerged as winners and they got iced as well. Whereas, JMs, only to realize the fact that GH5 also possessed its qualified macho durian seller. It seem so far yet so near for JMs. So members, you know from now who shall we look for when we want to eat durian, right?

Circle closed at 9.40PM.