Cocky was brought to hash by Plus 1 in 1988. His hash name was given by The Late Bear of PJ Hazards because his last name is Kok and you know how our friend talks and behave! Allan Kok is his real name and nowadays Cocky is involved in Piping Project Coordination.
Cocky wishes all GH5 healthy hashing and do not short cut!
Circle started at 8.55PM.
JM started the circle
with a sincere apology to Shitface. JM also acknowledged that
the turn out for the run was good with plenty of finger food arranged by Hare
Cocky.
Then it went on for Hari Raya
Celebration with multi-racial cultural unity dance by GH5 to promote national
unity.
Malay Cultural Dance performed
by Smoky
Gin; Golden Eye & Lucky Pussy;
Indian Traditional Dance
performed by Wildboar & Hot Legs with a scene professionally
dance around the bus stop pillar just like you normally seen in Bollywood
movie;
Chinese Cultural Dance was
performed by GH5 Got Talent’s Champion of 1988 –Hare Cocky. But after so
many years when stood in front GH5 members to perform, he forgot how to dance
and merely holding a Chinese traditional fan, fanning around his face for not
more than 5 seconds.
After the cultural unity dance, JM
also prepared a unity cake cutting. On the cake, there are 3 candles and 2
objects signifying 2 people on the cake. JM was quick to say that those 3
candles each represent Malays, Chinese and Indian. The 2 people on the cake one
was JM
and 1 was Shitface. Both add up equals to GH5. And he mentioned “我们是一家人”。
The second cake was prepared for
Heartbreaker’s
birthday and after the cake cutting JM tried to ask her what did she wish
for. But to no avail, how could one announces his/her birthday wishes openly JM!
JM commented on the run
being 40% set at Greenhills and 60% at Bukit Subang which is something
different. When asked Grey Devil and Pocahontas commented as “good
run”, Goldfinger commented on “corners not enough paper” and Shitface
said “very good run”.
Announcement by Choy Sum
of Muar Pheonix H4 is having their celebration run on 22nd August
2015 and the damage is RM80.
Cocky iced for not
setting run.
Titanic iced for talking
too much.
Warlord did the run
rating but he thought his name was called due to any charges by JM.
Directional Sign – 1 point
Parking – 1 point
Run – 5 points
Checks – 0.5 point
Merit – 1 point
Total = 8.5 points.
Hare thanked everyone for
turning up and especially to Maddog for insisting to cook some finger
food for him.
JMs was given box time to
refresh everybody’s memory to recall their dream at the age of 10.
Grey Devil: wants to be a
toyboy;
Piss Stop: Gynaecologist
to check on all women; Lawyer to make the most $$$; Engineer for automobile;
V-Power: Be happy and
everything just fall into place;
Honda Ong: Forgot what he
wanted to do ended up selling cars;
Nacha: All dream came
through and nothing to tell;
Silent Gorilla: Wants to
be teacher because his English wasn’t good and he did it. He achieved his dream
for being a GH5 English teacher during circle time;
Cocky: Dreamt to earn
RM1000 a mth. but he is disappointed because he made more than that.
Mystery Whip – Warlord
iced JM
for last minute appointment of mystery whip more so, instead of calling
personally to inform, JM was very tech savvy, he uses
Whatsapp to appoint Warlord.
Nacha and Auntie (Yvez)
were called out and Nacha was iced for the following reasons:
1.)
Nacha claimed 3 yrs ago, 180 people
attended his run. If for his next run, Yvez can be the only person to
attend and he will be satisfied.
2.)
While going up the slope, Yvez was trying to catch
her breath and Warlord offered a sweet to her. Subsequently, Warlord
told Nacha
to keep on moving forward by offering to take care of her. Because Warlord
knows the sweet will make her horny in 5 hour time. But Nacha did not go to
Chinese school to learn some Confucius values. He didn’t respect the old man
like Warlord
and reluctant to give opportunity to the old man to take care of her.
Silent Gorilla was iced
for commenting on the trail being dangerous just because he saw a small pond in
a photo being posted in the group chat.
Cocky was iced for being
more people turn up for his run than GM’s run. Didn’t know he has so many
friends.
Circle
was over at 9.50PM
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