Friday, October 24, 2014

Run # 822 on 21st Oct 2014 at Sg Long Hared by CyberCock and rated 8 points by guest Mafia.

Hare Corner:

Ung Choon Leong is his real name who is involved in robotics and financial consultant. So if you need robot to manage your finance, may he is the the right guy? Now you understand why his hash name is CyberCock. it was given by PJ Animales. CyberCock was brought to hash by Junglemen in 2013 and currently he is the On Sex of PJ Animales and member of GH5 and Danau Toba hash. He felt bad he can not come to most Tuesday run because he is busy monitoring opening what is going on around the world when they are Monday morning. He is happy to be GH5 members and appreciate those who came to support his virgin run. On On and thank you CyberCock for the free food and extra beer.

It was raining heavily in the late evening and many members already thinking of the traffic crawl to the run site today. The run was called by JM as GM was late by a few minutes. The co-hare sense the low attendance and briefed the front runner where were the checks as the trail is very slippery today so that they can save some times breaking the checks. It was indeed a very slippery run but not too long and the climb was challenging as well. All the hashers were out by 830PM. Circle started at around 9PM and lasted for 50 minutes. BMM was tasked to be the Bard today. 
CyberCock was first on ice as he has not really finish a run after he became member of GH5. A few first time guests from Hulu Langat H4 were welcomed. Medic from kepong Hash was iced for wearing a cap during circle time. This was follow by all the FullMoon Ball breaker finisher, namely Shitface and BangCock for registering under PJ Hazards. Left ball was iced for not taking care of ladies Finger when she has to use arms and legs to crawl up the slippery hills, this is because set run too often and lack of strenuous training. kim Chi was iced next for claiming this virgin hare will have a lot of "water". The run rating today was one by guest Mafia. Next JMS Song Bird announced the 15 Anniversary Do and hope ALL members will support. JM LeftBall iced Kim Chi for claiming to be top ten ball breaker finisher when she did not even attend the run. Sangwat and Cybercock was iced because Sangwat wanted to sell more shoes when he sets the run on a slippery and steep trail. Lucky Cock and Thongs were iced for not connecting paper after breaking the check. Titanic was iced for full attendance at run site but never run. Mystery Whip today was Warlord and he iced V-Power for questioning him if he is going to finish the run. Kirei Kimono complained Warlord was too slow and did not want to follow him and yet she short cutted. Wood Pecker was iced for testing the intelligence of Warlord by checking with him who is the hare for toady. Push Up and Puan Sri was iced for telling to walk ahead and do not have to wait because they want to short cut. Cybercock was iced instead of Push Up for messing up the run location for today. JM was iced again for not directly informing Warlord to be whip today but had to go through Song Bird. GM iced grey Devil and Titanic for talking near the beer wagon and did not respect the circle.
Guests from HLH4.

Mafia from PJ Hazards.

Medic from kepong H4 wearing cap during circle.

The Ball Breaker Finishers who registered under PJ Hazards.

Did not take care of Ladies Finger!

Virgin hare must have a lot of "water"

The run rater-Mafia!

Please support GH5 15th Anniversary Do on 17th Jan 2015.

What did I do wrong?

If you can not climb today's hill, you probably need a new pair of Brooks shoes!

We did not joint paper? can not be ..................

Never run but sure arrive at run site on time to drink!

Suggested to Whip to short cut or not?

Claiming Warlord is too slow for her to follow.

Who is today's hare?

On top of one another!

Next time if you want me to be the whip, please inform me directly!

Talking near the beer wagon and no respect for the circle.

Yummy pork spare parts soup!

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Run # 821 at Pantai Hill Park on Oct 14th, hared by Baby Crocodile and rated 8.5 points by Long John.

Hare Corner:

Baby Crocodile was brought to hash by Johnny Walker in 2001. He joined Klang H4 first and joined GH5 in 2002. His hash name was given by Coconut Kernel of Klang Hash because he managed a licensed credit company which finance used cars and other venture. Baby Crocodile's real name is Teoh Hock Su and some other nick names are "Ah Xiang Kor " by FMC and " Ber Chek" 
His motto for hash is be happy and enjoy our self and do not hold grudges!
Big Hand to Baby Crocodile for the roast pig, wonderful spread of food, One dozen of Whisky, 1 dozen of wine and many crates of beer. Another wonderful Tuesday night.

Today is another record day with 38 guests mainly from FMC. This is because the hare is the Founder and Advisor of FMC. Guest August was first on ice becuase everyone was drinking wine with a wine glass but she was using a normal glass for wine. Mad Dog was given an on down for helping out during the Family Do. Baby Crocodile was also given an on down to prove that "Hokkien Eng Choon" is not stingy when there was absolutely no rain at the run site but rain in KL and Subang. Pocahontas was iced when she did not turn up at Family Do when we had two cakes waiting for her. FMC Albert was smoking during circle and happily complied to sit on ice. Smoky Gin and Lolek, the hares for the past two runs were given on down for staying back till everyone left and had many guests and open many crates of beer as well. Run rating today was done by Long John and he awarded 8.5 points for today's run. The Hare thanked the main contractors Cartoon, Silent Gorilla and Pokerface for helping out. Semen as usual was talking behind the circle and did not known the run rating. Man yau and James Bonk were both iced for not informing Bonk of the run rating. JMS Song Bird OC announced the 15th Anniversary Gala Dinner will be held on Jan 17th 2015 at Tropicana G&CC. Silent was iced when he refused to accept cartoon's car key but when the ladies came, he happily offered to help them to keep the keys. JM Left Ball emphasized Gasing Hash should practice "Good Hashing Practice" by being Eco-friendly, Not plucking plants and also social friendly. Anniversary Joint OC LeftBall also assigned some members to support our do. FMC-3 tables, Baby Crocodile will be responsible, Baby Chameleon, Kelang Hash4- 2 tables,  Pocahontas-Kepong H4, 2 tables. Flamingo-Friday Happy Hash, 2 tables, Warlord-Hokkien Hash, 3 tables. Kim Chi-Mantin Hash, 1 table.Lolek- Seremban and Mambau H4, 1 table. Gold Finger was given an on down for singing hash songs. Cartoon was iced when Piss-stop as for help, he is busy working and today he is very free. Guest Mac was given an on down. Silent was the look alike for Cybercock who has been missing from GH5 run.Guest Khor and Wallace was iced when their water bottle was missing during the run. The circle ended with GM reminding everyone to sign the attendance copy and those interested to go for Klang H4 celebration and to registered ASAP.
On On.