Thursday, October 30, 2014

Run # 823 on 28th Oct at TTDI, Hared by GM Bonsai and rated 9.0 points by Titanic

Hare Corner:

Bonsai was brought to Hash by his other half, Spicy Chili and had the first hash run with GH5 on 11 September 2001 at Ulu Langat Beer Garden. In the same year in December 2001, He joined PJ Hazards as a member and became the Grand Hazards of PJ Hazards in 2006-2008. His hash name was given by The Late Alex The Bear of PJ Hazards because Bonsai is short and exquisite!
Bonsai's actual name is Ng Boon Thiam and is in the Clinical Diagnostics business in SEA region for the past 25 years.
"I want to thank the members for have faith in me and elected me to be the GM of this wonderful club, I will do my best to ensure GH5 will continue to subscribe to true hashing spirit of non-commercial, non religion and non-political and our motto of Eco Friendly and Family hash! I will carry out my responsibility without fear and favor and I like to thank all members who had been very supportive of the many program carried out by the club" Bonsai also want to thank the 90 members and 38 guests who showed up for his Birthday Run.We only finished 7 bottles of whisky and 16 crates of beer!

On Down to the former Grand Master of GH5!
The Founders of GH5

The JMS of GH5.

Colonel singing a hash songs for them!

Drain Oil singing a hash song for Lucky Cock!

Mac singing a song for Wood Pecker and Q-Shit.

Piss Stop complaining no on down for GM!

Bonsai Junior Shea kang and Huiyi

The Mermaids.

Interhash Survivor-48 years in Hash !

On Down to the GM's

On down to those who has more than 30 years hashing!

On down to long missing guests and the former Joint Mistress!

Welcome Walking Tall!

The "old" hashers!

Today's circle started at 830PM with GM welcome the first time guests. Drainoil who has been hashing for 48 years were honored together with those who had hashed for more than 30 years such as Kangaroo, Coconut Colonel, Sperm perm, Messy, Mac Foong and Eric The Prick! Big hand to the evergreen hashers! Next the GM and reps of Kelang Hash, Kepong Hash, Hobblers, Puchong Hash, PJ Harriets, Hulu Langat , Batu Hash, FMC and Full Moon Hash were also given an on down. Co-OC for GH5 15th Anniversary Do Song Bird formally invited the various chapter GM to support our do. Dipstick, the only Bayee had the honored to start the icing. Next to honor were the Founders of GH5, namely Kangaroo, Gold Finger, Bull Dog and Hi-Lo. Bull Dog was iced when he reversed his 4x4 into the tent pole aand bend it. Long missing member of GH5 Lily and Golden Eyes were also given an on down and all the former Joint Mistress of GH5 , Sailor Moon, Loud Chic, Kirei Kimono, Spicy Cili and Song Bird were also given an on down. This was followed by the former Grand Master of GH5, Gold Finger, Kangaroo, Baby Monkey, Piss Stop and Hardcore who came for the run but left earlier due to other commitment.  James Bonk was iced when he fell into the stream during the run and start to splash water on to others! Ham Tan of Kepong Hash announced Batu Hash Celebration run. The run rating was done by Titanic and he awarded a generous 9.0 points but question the GM if he has sufficient whisky for the night which landed him on the iced throne. JM Left Ball took the box and iced GM for serving Tiger Beer when the official beer is Carlsberg. GM was iced for receiving his new S-class and hope it will encourage members to strife hard and own one as well. Next on ice was Warlord and Tan Sri for posting pornographic video clips on GH5 chat group. Lucky Cock was iced when he commented the GH5 dancers make him vomit. Wood Pecker was iced when he was still talking about car engine on the run when it was already late. Mystery Whip today was Shitface and Piss Stop was iced when he make the complained never call ex GM for on down but it actually came later as the highlight! Shea kang and Huiyi was iced when they did not come out as first time guests. Dipstick was iced when he has yet to pay the guest fee but actually he is under Hulu Langat foc quota. GM took the box again and thank all those who came to support his run today and closed the circle. The fellowship continued until around 12 mid night. 

Friday, October 24, 2014

Run # 822 on 21st Oct 2014 at Sg Long Hared by CyberCock and rated 8 points by guest Mafia.

Hare Corner:

Ung Choon Leong is his real name who is involved in robotics and financial consultant. So if you need robot to manage your finance, may he is the the right guy? Now you understand why his hash name is CyberCock. it was given by PJ Animales. CyberCock was brought to hash by Junglemen in 2013 and currently he is the On Sex of PJ Animales and member of GH5 and Danau Toba hash. He felt bad he can not come to most Tuesday run because he is busy monitoring opening what is going on around the world when they are Monday morning. He is happy to be GH5 members and appreciate those who came to support his virgin run. On On and thank you CyberCock for the free food and extra beer.

It was raining heavily in the late evening and many members already thinking of the traffic crawl to the run site today. The run was called by JM as GM was late by a few minutes. The co-hare sense the low attendance and briefed the front runner where were the checks as the trail is very slippery today so that they can save some times breaking the checks. It was indeed a very slippery run but not too long and the climb was challenging as well. All the hashers were out by 830PM. Circle started at around 9PM and lasted for 50 minutes. BMM was tasked to be the Bard today. 
CyberCock was first on ice as he has not really finish a run after he became member of GH5. A few first time guests from Hulu Langat H4 were welcomed. Medic from kepong Hash was iced for wearing a cap during circle time. This was follow by all the FullMoon Ball breaker finisher, namely Shitface and BangCock for registering under PJ Hazards. Left ball was iced for not taking care of ladies Finger when she has to use arms and legs to crawl up the slippery hills, this is because set run too often and lack of strenuous training. kim Chi was iced next for claiming this virgin hare will have a lot of "water". The run rating today was one by guest Mafia. Next JMS Song Bird announced the 15 Anniversary Do and hope ALL members will support. JM LeftBall iced Kim Chi for claiming to be top ten ball breaker finisher when she did not even attend the run. Sangwat and Cybercock was iced because Sangwat wanted to sell more shoes when he sets the run on a slippery and steep trail. Lucky Cock and Thongs were iced for not connecting paper after breaking the check. Titanic was iced for full attendance at run site but never run. Mystery Whip today was Warlord and he iced V-Power for questioning him if he is going to finish the run. Kirei Kimono complained Warlord was too slow and did not want to follow him and yet she short cutted. Wood Pecker was iced for testing the intelligence of Warlord by checking with him who is the hare for toady. Push Up and Puan Sri was iced for telling to walk ahead and do not have to wait because they want to short cut. Cybercock was iced instead of Push Up for messing up the run location for today. JM was iced again for not directly informing Warlord to be whip today but had to go through Song Bird. GM iced grey Devil and Titanic for talking near the beer wagon and did not respect the circle.
Guests from HLH4.

Mafia from PJ Hazards.

Medic from kepong H4 wearing cap during circle.

The Ball Breaker Finishers who registered under PJ Hazards.

Did not take care of Ladies Finger!

Virgin hare must have a lot of "water"

The run rater-Mafia!

Please support GH5 15th Anniversary Do on 17th Jan 2015.

What did I do wrong?

If you can not climb today's hill, you probably need a new pair of Brooks shoes!

We did not joint paper? can not be ..................

Never run but sure arrive at run site on time to drink!

Suggested to Whip to short cut or not?

Claiming Warlord is too slow for her to follow.

Who is today's hare?

On top of one another!

Next time if you want me to be the whip, please inform me directly!

Talking near the beer wagon and no respect for the circle.

Yummy pork spare parts soup!