Thursday, April 24, 2014

Run # 795 on 22nd April 2014 at Bukit Bayu Hared by Queen Bee and rated 8 points by T-shirt.

Hare Corner:
Yap Siew Bee is the name who is also great mother to five daughters, she is a home maker and her main duty is to love and to care for her family especially the children. It is because of this she was given the hash name as Queen Bee. Queen Bee was brought to hash by Pocahontas in 2011. In 2013, Queen bee became a member of GH5 and is also member of Klang H4. She related hashing is the best way she can think of to stay in shape. (For some yes, for some, No!) "You are exercising your body by walking long distance, climbing hills and challenging yourself in ways that you don't normally do. I find I am more engaging while running in the presence of nature , I will keep running for as long as I can"

Thank you to Queen Bee for the T-shirt, extra beers and dinner!

You see, how pretty I am?

If the Hare looks so....tired...........How? 

Circle started at 830 PM while we anticipate the return of a few more guests. Thanks to Ah Bah and Anita for assisting the guests. GM welcome Messy, the GM of Klang H4 and his entourage who came to support Queen Bee's run. Anita came out from the trail just in time to be informed the committee had approved her membership, Wendy was also admitted as well.  Popeye, Piss Stop and Mad Dog were caught eating the eggs that was meant to be use in circle.  Mad Dog was iced for being the main culprit. GM announced the egg is meant for those who talk to each other non-stop, and after three warning, members may be called out to crack an egg on each other's head, 6 of the egg is cooked and 6 uncooked. GM announced the committee meeting were attended by 17 committee and members. A number of Celebration events were announced. JM Left Ball and Fish Shit were given on down for sponsoring  5 bottles of Sake and some seafood. Piss Stop, Silent G and Buffalo Gun were given on down for helping out on the beer logistics when Beerman was on MC. Silent G was iced for being LCLY now that his English has improved tremendously. Left Ball went on to announce Hare should keep run site clean, finding new run site and circle is highlight of Hash and member should respect the circle. Nomination date line for committee post  is two weeks before AGM and paper balloting will be used. 
It was also announced the printing of hash T-shirt by the Hare is discouraged to include commercial logo which has been the way for most of the time since GH5's  inception and this is in line with UNIVERSAL hashing spirit whereby hash is NON COMMERCIAL!
JM Song Bird took the box and talk about funny and weird habit during one's pregnancy, Piss Stop related he had 4 daughters because he does not eat seafood. Lembek relate her Sister-In -Law was eating soap when she was pregnant and she herself likes to eat raw rice while Wild Boar had craze for mango.  GM introduced the idea of GH5 providing three water containers to the members to fill up with own water and in future club will provide minimal water only for guests, this is to reduce the amount of thrash generated every week.

New member Wendy.
New member Anita, so happy after a tiring run.

T-Shirt the run rater!
Wendy needs to know more about GH5 and we shall continue to tests her!

Prof Silent Gorilla's proficiency in ENGLAND has improved leaps and bound!

GM Bonsai introduce the first Eco-friendly project for GH5, a water container for member to bring your own water!

Thank you to all of you for coming to my run, I want to thank my co-hare and all those who helped me to make this a successful run.
The Mad Dog who ate the egg meant for circle!

The UTK Team who helped when no Beerman around!
Thanks, GH5 can always count on you! Big Hand!

It is Ok to ear raw rice and soap when you are pregnant, baby will be healthy and slippery to come out?

James Bonk's ballet pose.

You listen.....serious note, now joking..............

The Sake and Seafood sponsor for first committee meeting.

Fish Shit and Yak, the first two egg recipients because they were forming own circle!

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Run # 794 at Green Hill Residence on 15th April 2014 by Flamingo rated 7 points by Sailor Moon

Hare Corner:
Phuah Siew Kuan is the official name married to Tan Cheng Tuck (Wood Pecker) and both of them are managing the Tuck Auto user car business in Kapar Town. Flamingo, her hash name  was  christian-ed in GH5 by Bonsai for her colorful hair do and her association with Wood Pecker. Flamingo was brought to Hash by Pocahontas. She is current member of GH5 and Friday Happy Hash 4 On Sec (Wow, got future!), having only hash for 2 years +, her motto in hash is "One must learn to love yourself and get your priority right, your own judgement is very important "!

JM Left Ball took to the circle today as GM Bonsai had a biking accident doing the wrong Iron Event to Fraser Hill instead. JM mentioned in order for member to better understand the circle, he will speak in both languages some times but English is still the main language in GH5. JM Song Bird was iced when she Make-Up Tan Sri last week like a "Ghost", it was not very appropriate for a birthday occasion. Tan Sri was iced next for claiming Left Ball can not swim but have an Olympic size swimming pool at home but Tan Sri himself can not swim. JM offered GH5 member free bath if you do not have water at home. Cocky was iced for claiming not receiving 1 Gasing Hash aid when he voted in last AGM. Baby Monkey, ex GM was given an on down for being more handsome and relax now that he has no pressure. JM Song Bird reminded members to remind the CATERER NOT TO USE STYROFOAM CONTAINER OR PLATE AS IT IS EXTREMELY TOXIC TO THE ENVIRONMENT! 
Warlord and Left ball both were iced when they used the committee chat group to shit and pee. Lacha was honored for going back into the trail to lend a light to guide the back runners. Leftball was also iced for dropping the microphone after too tired from setting the run. Sailor Moon was the run rater today and commented today's run was too long with a lot of bashing through the trail. Jame's Bonk was iced for forgotten last week's run rating before he was to take the Buzzard role. Left Ball was iced for dropping the Microphone and advice JM this is English speaking chapter and should speak English. Sepuluh Lima  has been missing for long time and thought he had migrated to China. Mun Yau was iced for using new Adidas shoes , moan and groan when he step into the mud. Gold Finger was iced as co hare because he set a very muddy trail (Isn't this what hashing is about?) Eric The prick came out last with Sailor Moon and Eric was supposed to give her one 100Plus but was eating away by himself instead!