Friday, July 25, 2014

Run # 808 on 22nd July by Mamasan at Gasing Bird Park rated 8.5points by Semen

Hare Corner:
Anita Lim is the real name plying the ICT trade. In hash she was christian-ed as Mamasan by GH5 for her caring demeanor on the lady hashers when they are slow and she always smokes a pipe like Mamasan even though it is electronic one..........! Mamasan was brought to GH5 by Jungle Women in July 2013. She thanks GH5 for accepting her as a member and assured everyone you will not regret the wise decision! Ok, Mamasan, show us your ladies.......ha ha......
Thank you for the two option runs, beautiful T-shirt and plenty of beers and personally selected fine and delicious dishes at Kam Kee!

Short and Long Run marking!

Circle started with one minute silence observed for MH17 and the passing of  Wood Pecker's mother. Some hash sign left by Klang H4 and Kepong Hash were rightfully returned to the respective club with Baby Chameleon and Monkey accepting them.  Fish Shit also gotten back his chair that was left by the run sit the week before. Kangaroo had the honor to interview the first time guests and he promtly iced some of the short cutters.Semen was suppose to do the run rating but he was having a smoke after the bath and iced. The hare was iced because she had so many crates of beer ready for Abang John but Abang John was a no show today. Pocahontas was iced when she started the run one KM away from the run site when she was caught in the traffic jam. Mamasan thank everyone who helped her and iced Lolek for the nice finger food, Gold Finger for the fine run and iced Lachar for pressuring the lady guests to run faster. Next Mamasan was iced when she was so meticulous even did a food tasting! Next on the box was JMS Song Bird and she announced 2016 Nash Hash Rego is RM120 until 31st August in Ipoh. Buzzard today was Shitface and GM and Spicy Chili had to enact their courtship 30 years ago and proceed to propose to her and is taking her for honey moon again. Spicy Cili was also presented a birthday cake for her coming birthday. Happy Birthday as well to the rest of the July members. The circle ended with JM calling the eligible bachelors of Lolek, Titanic and Prince Charming out to announce to all the ladies guests they are single and available. The on on was at kam kee and and once again big hand to Mamaan for doing her best for the members!
One minute silence observed for MH17 and passing of Wood Pecker's mother.
Smoking before doing run rating!

He least i got back my chair.

Klang H4 hash sign was not removed!

Kepong Hash 4 sign also not removed!

First time guests interviewed by Kangaroo!

GM had to show how to tackle girls!

Happy Birthday to Spicy Cili!

GM getting married one more time!
Lachar's ladies!

Saturday, July 19, 2014

GH5 Brewery do on 16th July 2014.

The annual brewery do was well attended by about 60 members and 4 Grand Masters from kepong H4, Kelang Hash, Hokkien Hash and Friday Happy Hash. Mantin Hash was absent because they had committee meeting. Satay and Chinese vegetable kuih was served besides food by Carlsberg and all you can drink repertoire of beers. Bijis was graceful to bring his speaker and Guitar and make it into a live band! Thanks Bijis! The ladies of GH5 was busy clicking away as they were dress for the occasions. The party ended at about 10PM when the bar has to close ! we look forward to next year's brewery visit!
Our guests, GM from Kepong Hash 4, Klang H4, Hokkien hash and Friday Happy Hash!

The past Grand Master of GH5 who graced the occasion!

The Founders of GH5!

Bijis, doing the Bee Gees!

Run # 807 on 15th July, Torch Light Run OC by Warlord and rated 8.5 points by BangCock

Today is a historical day for GH5 as this is the first ever Torch Light Run by GH5. The idea was mooted by Warlord and he was the OC for today's event. Warlord also sponsored the goodies-Long Pants , Spicy Chili sponsored a Lamb, Fish Shit, Gold Finger, Piss Stop, Push Up, Tan Sri sponsored 8 cartons of beer. There were finger food before the run with assortment of Indian affairs before the run starts. For a long time GH5 has not have so many children for the run and it reminiscent of the early days of GH5-Family Hash! Member's attendance was around 50_and another 10 guests. The run started at 730PM but some early arrival went in for the run at 6PM to ensure they will be out by 730PM.  It was a simply trail in the palm oil plantation covering a distance of about 5KM.
The trail covering a distance of about 5KM, easy terrain in the Palm Oil plantation.

Warlord, the OC and  the one who mooted the idea of Torch Light Run for GH5!

Circle started really late today after polishing the whole lamb and the all you can eat Yong Tau Foo! GM announced all 100PLUS leaving the beer truck must be opened and all members should not take more than one can of 100 Plus! Visitng Gm Air bag was given an on down and also for helping to collect garbage around the run site before run starts! Goldie Mei was first on ice for chatting with the beerman non stop and was not part of the circle. 100Plus was next on ice for he was the one who wanted GH5 to serve 100 Plus and today GH5 has to put out minimum two cartons a week and that translate to RM50 per week or RM2500 per year! Kim Chi was next on ice when she started the run early before GM call on on! The mother appears much fitted than her! First time guests Tony and Kim Chi's Mom and Q from Australia were called out to introduce themselves. Q had the honor to sit on ice for her to experience Malaysia winter as she was from Australia and GM happened to know her in 1986! Eric The Prick was iced for taking them to short cut but end up taking a much longer route than those on paper. The run rating was done by BangCock who awarded 8.5 points. Lolek and Titanic both were iced even though the run starts at 730PM but they still come late and not running. Left Ball took over the box and call out the young ladies of GH5 and proved to Warlord they are not "Lo Mo" . Mamasan was next on iced when she send message on GH5 apps at 1am to ask for GH5 hash paper. Sailor Moon was next on ice when she confused Fish Shit with Fish Head! Pink Panty was iced when she went in with Monster at 430PM instead of 6PM. Buzzard of the night was Shitface and he iced LeftBall for claiming to be architect for the trail and did not la enough paper along the trail. Air Bag was iced when she listen to the construction worker and walk in the kongsi trail . Soh Mui Mui representing Brazil was iced for losing 10 goals in two matches! Popeye was iced when he said the full moon was a balloon in the sky! Cocky and Silent Gorilla were both iced when they were deciding who should take back the extra water melon. Fish Shit was iced when he drove fast into the run site when all the hashers were gathered on the road. Lastly Smoky Gin were iced for talking too much during the circle!

Moon and balloon looks alike! 

Fighting for the water melon!

He He he, watermelon is mine!

Driving dangerously!

Q from Australia enjoying Malaysia winter!

Trying to short cut but end up longer than the paper trail!

Always late for run even run starts at 730PM!

The young and energetic ladies of GH5

Mamasan send whatsapp at 1 am after night shift!

Fish Shit became Fish Head!

Went to do the run at 430PM.

Short cut through the Kongsi!

Representing Brazil but lost 10-1!