Run # 859 on 7th July at Gasing Bird Park, hare by Hybrid and rated 8 points by Michael.

Hare Corner,

Hybrid's real name is Lim Aik Peng and she is the sleeping partner of Dream On. Her hash name was given by Baby Monkey because Dream On is a major dealer for Honda Car and sells many models of Hybrid car.Hybrid was brought to GH5 by Dream On in 2007. She is the executive assistant to Dream On in Pringgit Auto along Old Klang Road. Hybrid is member of GH5 only and she is very happy to be GH5 members and enjoy hash very much.

Thank you to Hybrid for the wonderful dinner and extra beers!

Nacha was charged due to bias comments given in the group chat. Whenever he posted anything, even though X-rated posts somehow regarded post with art value. Whereas GM Bonsai also posted X-rated post in the same group chat but was regarded as obscene post.

Smokey Gin’s guest “Siew Bee” was curious about the ice chair and she had the privilege to taste being iced. She was interview by Silent Gorilla.

Monster was iced for calling Push Up as Pussy Up in the previous week.

Push Up was given the chance of a life time at no cost to adopt to this new name but she gave it a pass.

JMs Songbird was on box to tell a storey, and it goes like this…….

There were this mother-in-law (MIL) and son-in-law (SIL). Every year when the MIL celebrated her birthday, the SIL always bought her a gift. And the MIL likes this SIL very much i.e. well to do, generous, knows how to take care of her….. Then, in last year MIL’s birthday, the SIL bought her a plot of grave land in Semenyih area. MIL accepted it from the SIL. In this year MIL celebrated her 70 big birthday celebration, she was so unhappy because her SIL didn’t give any present. So MIL wasn’t satisfied and confronted SIL and asked, “Son, how come this year you didn’t give me any birthday present?” SIL replied, “MOM, that’s because you had not make use of the present I gave you last year!!”

Shitface was on box as a whip and Cocky was the monitor.

First to charge were Monster and Big Mouth Monkey for having their own circle. Each of them have to smash 1 egg on to their opponent’s head. BMM was the unlucky one.

Cartoon was iced for not wearing hash T-shirt.

Shitface invited Warlord to read out the charge on JM Leftball for behaving like an old man commenting on sharing cut & paste messages by Warlord.

Goldfinger was given an egg for looking at his mobile.

Melanie was iced for eating durian and fart during circle time.

Hybrid iced for not setting run.

Slamdunk on box for run rating. 9 points was the rating.

But before rating Kimchi was iced for walking around him to rectify if the durian fart was from him. Anther charge for Kimchi was due to her being sexited about this young handsome guest of Smokey Gin, Sonny, for “torching” her hand while she was interviewing him. She got so electricuted and electrifying and she can’t even remember the guest name after the interview. That’s why she need some iced in her ass to cool herself down.

Slamdunk was iced for not wearing hash t-shirt and smoking during circle.

JM Leftball iced GM Bonsai for not appointed any sweeper and 2^nd charge for quoting GH5 male are “disability” in sex life.

Shitface was iced by JM Leftball for telling the BMW service advisor to check JM Leftball’s car braking system jokingly. Shitface told the service advisor that whenever JM Leftball park his BMW 520 at the slope, he will put a big block or big stone behind the wheel to prevent his car from rolling downhill. With this comment from Shitface, JM’s car supposed to be serviced but not and it ended up changing the brake disc only.

Silent Gorilla was iced for keeping a far distance when he interviewed guest Siew Bee and when young and pretty girl was interviewed by him, the distance was always very close.

Mystery whip-Mamasan iced JM for keeping the registration form.

Bangcock was iced by Wildboar for jumping into the small waterfall for a dip but without realizing that he may be inviting some danger by jumping into the small waterfall.

Circle over at 9.30pm.