Run # 858 on 30th June at TTDI, hare by Mr.World and rated 7.5 points by Monster

Hare corner:

Mr Mike Woo Siew Seng is his real name who is a specialist in providing personalized transport services to and fro airport and to popular tourist destination. He is one of the unique few who has two hash names. He was Christian -ed  as Mr.World when he joined GH5 because his first hash name was considered too vulgar for a family hash such as GH5. He was brought to hash by a gentlemen named Ah Fah to PJ Hazards in 1997. He joined GH5 one month after it was formed. Mr.World currently runs with two chapters namely  PJ Hazards and GH5. His personal message to member is "Be healthy and stay happy".

Big hand to Mr.World for the good food and extra beers!

LeftBall (JM) was iced due to arriving late during KH4 SAR operation for Oily. He was alleged of purposely being late to avoid being caught by “mountain god”.

Goldfinger was iced for being “nyanyuk” after his Dalat trip. During SAR for Oily, he mistakenly thought Station 1 is Station 6. I think he climbed too much of mountain in his Dalat trip. “Hike” for 1 station seems like 6 stations.

On down to Terengganu Hasher Harry Bottle for being back to KL hashing scenes.

Cartoon can’t recall Woodpecker hash name instead, he said “Woody Pecker”. Silent, due to his perfect English he pronounced as “Wood Becker”.

Warlord was iced for not leading by example during “GH5 Gotong Royong” activities at TTDI. Instead of being hands on, he was directing others to pick up rubbish from the floor.

Itchymotor was ask to tell a joke. A Cantonese joke of a Hockien man and a Hockien woman from Klang. They are Woodpecker and Flamingo. This story tells how both of these birds got together as husband and wife. Long long time ago……. [to cut the story short, the gist as follow] ………. both of were under the willow tree (cantonese said laou shih) and it was very windy. Itchymotor said both were sitting under the willow tree and it was very windy. In Cantonese Itchymotor said:

“Foong chooi chooi laou ji,   laou ji,   laou ji,   ji bai,   ji bai,   laou ji bai ya bai,   ji bai bai laou ji”.

Then Woodpecker said to Flamingo 3 conditions and Flamingo agreed and got married to Woodpecker. And the 3 conditions in Hockien as follow:

1: Lu kang wah ho, wah kang lu ho ho. (Flamingo heard this very happy because kang lai kang kee mah).

2. Lu kang wah gia, wah bui cheah bang re eh mia. (Flamingo got even more excited).

3. Lu kang wah kun, re si mi lan chiau bun uuu hun ah. (Flamingo straight away decided to marry Woodpecker).

Run rating 8 points by Monster.

Mr World second hash name is Tiu Nia Seng.

Lolek was appointed mystery whip.

1 minute prayer was given to Oily for his safe and early return to his family.