In future scribe, a brief feature of the Hare will be included to let you know your fellow members, it is not meant for business or commercial solicitation. Often times we do not even know who is the hare of the week and also have no clue what they do for living besides hashing. The Hare of the day has the option to decline to be featured in this section for whatever reasons. This section will be known as:
"Hare corner:"
Rose Chan's original Hash name was Ninja Turtle, however when he was tasked to perform a Striptease show for a RSC Hash Event, he performed superbly and was rename as Rose Chan. Rose Chan has hash for more than 10 years and he is member of PJ Animales, RSC Hash ,GH5 and part of Hash House Hackers. He was ex Grand Master of RSC Hash. He operates a car service centre and car spa, not striptease spa at Balakong area opposite the famous steam fish shop.
As the newly re-elected GM Baby Monkey was no where in sight, JM Yakitiyak was anxiously waiting to inaugurate his maiden On On call!. Around 50plus hashers and guests slowly warming up their engine anticipating a gruelling run. The run took us around the quarry hill, the scenery on top of the hill was awesome with gentle stream of fresh air but those with height phobia were probably scared the shit out of them. The total trail distance was 6.7km and the highest elevation was 298 meters. First runner back was around 725pm and a few unfit guests emerged back to run site at around 9pm. Many hashers were inflicted with rashes either due to pollen,vines or caterpillar allergy.
GM called the circle to order by 820pm and iced Campari for no hash attire during circle. JM Yak as usual was going round the bush illustrating the different spot lights of Volkswagen but the message is to encourage members to accept what ever Hash task assigned to them and to do your best so that the OUR hash chapter can continue to do well.
On Sex Cili Padi took the box and announced the fellow Complimentary Royal appointments:-
Assistance On Sex: Bang-Cock Sonny.
Assistance On Cash: Kirie Kimono, Campari
Hash Buzzard: Piss Stop, Shitface and Left Balls
Hash Bard: Wildboar and Thongs
InterHash Sex: Wildboar and Thongs
Run Master: Yakitiyak, Prince Charming, Lucky Cock and Left Balls
Hash Butler: Katherine Tong and Steve Stick-Team I,
Soh Mui Mui and Lucky Pussy and Olive-Team II
Mystery Whip Shitface iced Thong and Cecilia for being too affectionate during circle and did not pay attention to future Father-In-Law Yakitiyak while he is preaching. The circle end by 915pm and dinner was at Chan Sow Lin/Balakong Sam's Steam Fish with Brandy, Whisky, Red Wine and plenty of beers. Big hand to Rose Chan for a great evening and we hope to see you more often at the run.
Lady: Do you drink beer?
"Hare corner:"
Rose Chan's original Hash name was Ninja Turtle, however when he was tasked to perform a Striptease show for a RSC Hash Event, he performed superbly and was rename as Rose Chan. Rose Chan has hash for more than 10 years and he is member of PJ Animales, RSC Hash ,GH5 and part of Hash House Hackers. He was ex Grand Master of RSC Hash. He operates a car service centre and car spa, not striptease spa at Balakong area opposite the famous steam fish shop.
As the newly re-elected GM Baby Monkey was no where in sight, JM Yakitiyak was anxiously waiting to inaugurate his maiden On On call!. Around 50plus hashers and guests slowly warming up their engine anticipating a gruelling run. The run took us around the quarry hill, the scenery on top of the hill was awesome with gentle stream of fresh air but those with height phobia were probably scared the shit out of them. The total trail distance was 6.7km and the highest elevation was 298 meters. First runner back was around 725pm and a few unfit guests emerged back to run site at around 9pm. Many hashers were inflicted with rashes either due to pollen,vines or caterpillar allergy.
GM called the circle to order by 820pm and iced Campari for no hash attire during circle. JM Yak as usual was going round the bush illustrating the different spot lights of Volkswagen but the message is to encourage members to accept what ever Hash task assigned to them and to do your best so that the OUR hash chapter can continue to do well.
On Sex Cili Padi took the box and announced the fellow Complimentary Royal appointments:-
Assistance On Sex: Bang-Cock Sonny.
Assistance On Cash: Kirie Kimono, Campari
Hash Buzzard: Piss Stop, Shitface and Left Balls
Hash Bard: Wildboar and Thongs
InterHash Sex: Wildboar and Thongs
Run Master: Yakitiyak, Prince Charming, Lucky Cock and Left Balls
Hash Butler: Katherine Tong and Steve Stick-Team I,
Soh Mui Mui and Lucky Pussy and Olive-Team II
Mystery Whip Shitface iced Thong and Cecilia for being too affectionate during circle and did not pay attention to future Father-In-Law Yakitiyak while he is preaching. The circle end by 915pm and dinner was at Chan Sow Lin/Balakong Sam's Steam Fish with Brandy, Whisky, Red Wine and plenty of beers. Big hand to Rose Chan for a great evening and we hope to see you more often at the run.
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Man/Woman Conversation!
Lady: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Lady: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5 with a tip
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 20 years, I suppose
Lady: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be $5400 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a
Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Lady: No
Lady: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Lady: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5 with a tip
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 20 years, I suppose
Lady: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be $5400 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a
Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari?
