Wow, the contestants erection machinery was in full swing and well prepared ,one could be mistaken for the real GE13 actually started in usually serene Bukit Kiara.
At 530PM, Election Chairman (EC) Lord called the meeting to order and the current committee was introduced to the floor for the last time for those did not notice whom they were for the past one year. Various last minute speeches, reports and account was tabled and motioned passed.
The current committee was disbanded and EC called for the election to commence. There was request by King Trucker to opt for secret balloting however, majority of the members favored the traditional open balloting.
Baby Monkey, King Trucker and Hulk were nominated for the GM post, however Hulk declined.
Members voting for King Trucker were informed to stand on the right of EC and those voting for Baby Monkey were to stand on the left. The result was 48:28 votes in favoured of Baby Monkey. No spoiled vote was recorded!
Joint Master position was contested by Yakatiyak and Warload, the result was lobe sided victory for Yak with 70 : 6 votes.
Joint Mistress was won by Loud Chick uncontested
On Sex post was contested between Hulk and Cili Padi, it was a close outcome with Cili Padi edging Hulk by razor thin margin of 1 vote.
On Cash post was won uncontested by Kevin.
The committee members nominated were Left Balls, Song Birds, Tan Sri and King Trucker, all won uncontested. With the erection over within 25minutes after the dissipation of Viagra, GM howled the on call to signal the beginning of 52 weeks of mentally challenging tasks.
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GH5歷史上的第一次，假設是一個常規的和世俗的股東週年大會變成樂趣和幽默的股東週年大會。編制和ceramah過陰影的全國競選的帳篷和巨大的橫幅，建於停車場，免費五人制足球娛樂和威士忌以及拋出，啟發或過期的考生穿著國王卡車司機的轉基因標籤，完整的“民主LINE UP MENU “清楚地顯示”預覽。
哇，參賽者的勃起機械是如火如荼，充分的準備，可能被誤認為是真正的的GE13實際上開始在平時寧靜的Bukit Kiara的。
在530PM，選舉主席（EC）主召開會議，為了和目前的委員會在地板上，沒有注意到他們過去一年的最後一次。最後一分鐘的演講，報告和帳戶被提出，示意通過。
目前委員會被解散，EC要求的選舉開始。是要求國王卡車司機，但是選擇進行不記名投票，多數成員贊成傳統的開放式的抽籤。
猴寶寶，國王卡車司機和廢船(Hulk)被提名為GM後，但是廢船退出。
投票的會員國國王的卡車司機被告知要站在右邊的EC和那些投票的猴寶寶到了站上丟下。其結果是48:28的票被看好的猴寶寶。沒有壞的投票被記錄！
聯合主位 (Joint Master)置是有爭議的，由Yakatiyak和Warload葉，其結果是片面的勝利犛牛70：6票。
響亮小雞 (Loud Chick)無可爭議的贏得了聯合情婦(Joint Mistress)!
在(On Sex)後的廢船(Hulk)和慈利弟(Cili Padi)之間的爭議，這是一場勢均力敵的結果與的慈利弟鑲邊綠巨人1票微薄的利潤率。
現金 (On Cash)後贏得了比賽由Kevin
提名委員會成員左球 (Left Balls)，SONG BIRD，丹斯里，王卡車司機，都贏得了無可爭議的。 ，GM內25分鐘勃起超過嗥叫上呼叫信號期初的52個星期的吃力不討好的，但精神上挑戰性的工作。
One Datuk sits on Ice, all Datuk sit on ice!
一個拿督坐在冰上，所有拿督坐冰！
方正金手指高峰從他的董事會會議上，以確保GH5仍然在一塊，但不是在哈希(Hash)服飾以優雅的寒冰王座！
選舉Chiarman主球被凍結在寒冰王座上的國王卡車司機框，他的委屈！平心而論，所有哈希(Hash)事項在寒冰王座和生活移動應該是可以解決的！這是真正的哈希(Hash)精神！
Circle was over by 915PM, with mass exodus to the Super Tanker Restaurant with record 8 tables. King Trucker was left alone to take down the tents, however Baby Monkey, Piss Stop, Bull Dog, Spotted Dog and the Beerman was giving him a helping hand to dismantle the tent. Those elected under King Trucker's "MENU" should be iced for not helping to clear the mess but rushed to the restaurant instead!
At press time, King Trucker with the principle of "doing the right thing and doing things right", tendered his resignation. Hulk also tendered his resignation in advance after his up coming run on August 6th. We thank them for their contributions to GH5 in what kinds and shape ,subject to members' perception and interpretation.
In the process, it did bring out the best and worst of ALL OF US! So we know who stand by you, who stand behind you and who stand in front of you.
All the Turtle please stop calling the Tortoise no hair and vice versa. Let's close the subject of AGM and move on to our regular Hash fun of screw up, short and long runs, plenty of drinks and grubs, trading praises and insults, de-stress or more stress. Let's have respect and courtesy for each other , solve difference with good will and have a harmonious atmosphere on every Tuesday evening.
If you concur hash matters can be solved and should be resolved over a drink over the Ice Throne, my friends, Hash is where you belong! Other wise do explore www.i resign.com
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圈是915PM完，與創紀錄的8席的超級油輪餐廳的大規模外流。國王卡車司機被單獨留在取下帳篷，但是猴寶寶，小便停止（Piss Stop)，鬥牛犬 (Bull Dog)，斑點狗(Spotted Dog)和Beerman伸出援助之手拆除帳篷。應該是當選國王卡車司機的“MENU”下的兵沒有幫助清除混亂，但趕到餐廳，而不是！
截至記者發稿時，國王卡車司機“做正確的事和正確地做事”的原則，提出辭呈。綠巨人也提前請辭後，8月6日他的未來。我們感謝他們所作出的貢獻GH5的種類和形狀受個別成員的看法。
在這個過程中，它確實帶出了最佳和最差而言的所有！因此，我們知道誰支持你，站在你身後，站在你的面前。
所有龜請停止調用龜無毛，反之亦然。關閉股東週年大會的主題，我們定期哈希樂趣的螺絲，短期和長期的運行，大量飲料和膳食，交易彼此的讚譽和侮辱，解除壓力或更大的壓力。讓我們對彼此的尊重和禮貌，解決差異有良好的意願，並在每週二晚上有一個和諧的氣氛。如果您同意哈希(Hash)事項是不能忽視的，應解決在寒冰王座喝上一杯，我的朋友，Hash是屬於你的地方！否則，請轉至網站 www.i resign.com
On On to Next Week's run by Rose Chan
