Gasing Hash House Harriers and Harriettes. Run on every Tuesday, 6pm.: Run 741 on 9th April at Guthrie Highway/Bukit Subang. Hare: Early Bird and Run rated 7.5 points by Kai Si Wong.

Hare Corner:

Early Bird gets the worm.............!

Ms Yap Ling Jia is her name and for many new members probably thought her Hash name is "Ninja" but her Hash name is EARLY BIRD, Her Hash name was given by KH4 when she used to turn up early for the run and left early for the bed! Of course situation has changed over the years, now the Early Bird has become a habitual Late Bird and even Late Night Bird until the party is over.......!

Early Bird started hash in year 2000 and currently is member of KH4, GH5 and Desa Park City Hash which also runs on Tuesday, this explain why we hardly see this cute bird. She is involved in office plywood supplies as I was told....additional information about her, please go to Facebook.com

Today's trail was 5.5KM in length and the highest elevation was at 100M, the trail basically transverse the whole Bukit Subang Palm Oil Estate and crossing the under pass of Guthrie Highway and passing through the re planting area and finally emerged near the fly over and back to the beer wagon. Front runner probably was back with in 50 minutes and it was an easy trail. However rumour had it Warload was the co-hare and as rumour turned into truth and truth turned into fear, many faint hearted hashers decide to engaged auto reverse gear when they reached the 100 elevation mark.

The past few evenings had been constantly bombarded with thunderstorm and today was no different, lightning and dark clouds were hovering above and slight drizzle grace the commencement of GH5 circles. At around 815PM sharp, the Bard called the circle to order and permission was granted to use umbrella. Run Master announced the upcoming runs. GM Baby Monkey called Shitface and Piss-Stop to wished them good luck in their up coming Elevation to high office in the other so called "Unmentionable Batang Chapter". GM also announced that ALL members should support the club official amber fluids "Carlsberg" before consuming alternate beverages such as Single Malt and own beer. In addition, please do not have private party while the circle is going on.
Our two GM trainee Silent Gorilla and Lucky Cock guided by "Cum-bridge gladuet" V-Power and Tan Sri respectively were given air time to practice what they had learnt the past weeks. Silent was the first to go on the box and announced "GM on the box, all please stand up and now you may be seated", it was impressive. Next Lucky Cock brought his Emeritus Prof. "Tan Sri" Dato Dr to showcase what he had learnt from the learned "Tan Sri". Lucky Cock invited Tan Sri to be on the ice throne to cool down his testicles so that he won't be so horny for he taught Lucky Cock " I like to FCUK you rather than I love Hasing"
JM Yak was given the box to continue his sermon where he let off last week and continue to emphasize the virtues of hashing and we should treasure the camaraderie and fun together.
GM also announced all members are to pay their annual subscription of RM200 at one go before end of June, this is to reduce collection frequency for the On Cash.
Buzzard Shitface iced Yak for attempting to dent Push Up's bonnet with the soccer ball. Left Balls and Kenny were guilty as well for party to the crime.
The Hare thank the co-hare for helping her to set the run and food was on site and compliment from Early Bird. Everyone had their fair share of Roast Chicken, Roast Pork and Char Siew. Big hand to the hare and thank you, thank you, terima kasih, terima kasih and 謝謝,謝謝!