Sunday, March 19, 2017

Run # 947 on 14th March at Bukit Lagong, hare by Piss Stop, rated 8.0 points by Smooth Face

Hare Corner:
Previous Run # 831 on 23rd Dec 2014, at Bukit Lagong hared by Piss Stop and rated 9.0 points by Prince Charming
Lim Kok Yean claimed he has a close relative who is Tan Sri Lim Kok Thye but we shall leave it as such, it is the same life but different fate! Lim Kok Yean was introduced to hash in 1988 by Cavemen and was a founding member of Batu Hash in 1989. His illustrious hashing career of 26 years has had hash name changed from Road Runner to Flip Flop to Plip Plop and was suppose to be Pit Stop but ended up as Piss Stop when Messy of PJ Animales was too drunk to utter it correctly. Piss Stop was the only Gasing Hash GM who was given a three years term and currently is GH5 Hash Advisor. He is anointed to be the next GM of a "Batang/Ah Kua" chapter come next March! Piss Stop is also member of PJ Animales and PJ Hazards.
 Piss Stop is in the Automotive Industry and managed a F-1 certified automobile service centre in Segambut! Pick up and Drop off service plus courtesy car is available for your convenience. Piss Stop is a joyous and affable person and many came forward to make this Christmas Run a success! It was a wonderful party from run to finger food and main course from Chef Mad Dog. Thank you to Piss Stop for the extra beer, whisky and foc food. And Thank you to Leslie for helping out throughout the night. We had Lamb, Satay, Roast Pork, Lean Pork, Fried Noodle, Fried Mee Hon, Cheese and Bread, Dumpling and plenty of fruits.


Hare updates:

Q; What do you like to say to GH5 members?
A: Be kind and be helpful to everyone.
Q: If you can do something for GH5, what will it be?
A: Do more Charity work and gotong royong
Q: what has hash done for you?
A:Make me healthier and drink more!
Q: What have you done for hash?
A:Nothing substantial but...... had been Grand Master for GH5 for 3 years in a row...currently PJ Hazards Grand Master.

Piss stop run
Bukit Laggong, Sribe by Blue Bird.

GM starts the circle..9.plus greeting members and guest a very good  evening.GM highlighting Han Wan Nan's tummy r growling.
He is  a hungry man 
Smooth face was Iced as he forgets to introduce 1st time guest Cindy his wife.
NEXT WEEK IS OUR AGM...SAYS GM.
Warlord took  over the box ...advising what we should do and what we should not do...come  Tuesday .... WL will officially dissolve the  parliment at 5.30pm next Tuesday.
Nominated MEMBERS will have have accept/ object.
Tan Sri was iced because he absconded from this original  duty as OC-coming AGM
GM had invited guest from other chapters and praying for them to come.
On Sex added RM60 guest fees input improves GH5 P&L.
GM says actually i did not invite..
We need more guest to keep GH5 afloat.
Spring Chicken was Iced for not paying his sub fees and have been eating and drinking since 6.00pm.Titanic too was iced for not participating in  todays run.
GM pass to ON Sex the nominations papers.which are closed as of now.
GM says new committee consist of more ladies...so Silent will be more sexited!
Piss Stop was iced for not doing last weeks sweepers job and todays Hares job ..
Co- Hare had  call GM for help and as usual GM seldom says  no...its A YES...ON. on WOW...GM you  are THE MAN!!!!.
TODAYS RUN was set so perfectly that the first runner Ben came out at exactly 1hour  20minuates.
BB was iced for registrating and did not turn up for Bukit Kutu Hiking trip.
Baby Crocodile was  iced for not completing the run.
GM announced that the next hiking trip will be more interesting.
Heart Breaker was iced for not going for the run.
Tag Along was Iced for lack of Eco Friendliness.!
In our GH5 slogan -Eco friendly hash hashers cannot even remove  one grass o uproot a plant from the virgin jungle...
Dont even fart...in the jungle Say GM.
OMG THATS CALL TO NATURE..THEN HOW !!! Can take but you need to replant back. for sustainability.
Card master was iced for loosing his stool 4th time. Alamak...4th time...!LOL!
Tau cheong sui was .iced for  disturbing the caterer...GM said...dont go near the cateterer.
8 points were awarded for todays run.
Hare Piss Stop would like to thank members and guest for coming .
LB was doing a good  job thus far -why change ?
Piss Stop commented.
GM says....just tell me what do you  want  me to do for you.
Gm was iced...for not walking d talk.
Some people are afraid of lightning...
Some ..leeches..
Baby crocodile...
Cartoon...
Bangali...
Silent..All .were Iced for being too afraid of these and silent for comenting.
Who go who  die..!!

Sf says GM  try 2 bribe SF with  peanuts...
Gm.
QQ and Dragon Fly were Iced for wearing the same typical hash  t shirt.
Next week ....agm run.
Jms...took over the box greeting members a very Good Evening.
Gm will be planning lots of activities...for 2017..
Next weeks onwards, .if 
LB... become the Gm for the second term 
Lots of goodie are line up in place .
Ohh Really...HaHa...more diners coming too!

More importantly you must be happy...
Then i will b happy says GM.




































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