Saturday, June 14, 2014

Run # 802 on June 10th at Sec 10,Kota Damansara by Thongs and rated 7 points by Baby Monkey

Hare Corner:
My name is Ivan Wong. My first run was when I was 17 years old as a guest at Klang Hash , Porn Queen was the GM that time , after the run I decided to have a beer and that chapter didn't allow me cause I wasn't 18 , nevertheless I then feel uncomfortable and continue to train and ran , when I was officially 18 I join Gasing Hash and Piss Stop was the GM , after few run I submitted my application form and I was a member. Till today it's my 9th years of running with hash since 2008 today I'm 27 , I ran with the Launceston Hash House Harriers for 49runs when I was studying there in 2008 and I have done many ball breakers and been to many international hash events as well as Pan Asia Hash .  My family brought me to hash when I was young . My one and only mother hash chapter is GH5 , I don't belong to any other hash group , Thongs is my hash name which is another word for slipper , during my first run in Tasmania, Australia , after the run it was freezing cold and usually in Malaysia after my run I would wear thongs, no one did but I were the only one with thongs and then on wards the GM gave me my hash name Thongs. As for a living I'm having 2 gym outlets one in Serdang and another in Sentosa , Old Klang Road with my Uncle (Wong Hong, who is a professional bodybuilder) . Currently I'm a full time triathlete , I'm training for more upcoming triathlon event . My next triathlon is the Port Dickson Triathlon and Canada Ironman 5150 on 2015  . On On. 














Circle commenced about 845PM, first on ice was Pinocchio for dropping the phone on the home trail, luckily he managed to retrieve it before it was lost, T-shirt make a superb recovery from his recent injury and was warmly welcomed by all members and was given an on down during the circle. Next on ice was Cili Padi when she told the guest the other more famous Cili Padi was smaller in size while GM was right behind them. Next was grey devil and Cat Eye both on ice as they were bonding along the trail so lovingly throughout the run. Next on ice for Shitface when he show up for the run at section 9 instead of section 10. Baby Monkey had the honored to do the run rating today and awarded 7 points for the run. James Bonk was iced when he was holding a can beer when the club only serves bottle beer. First time guests, Jenny, Sara, Snow White's sister, Simon Kang, Take Along were all interviewed by Left Ball. Left Ball was iced for taking long time to interview the ladies and only ask one question with the men and he also dropped the microphone as well. Left Ball took the box and welcomed back Lucky Cock from Sipadan Island because no one wants to kidnap him because he is full of lards! Bonk was the mystery whip for the night and iced Fish Shit for forgetting to bring GM's new tool of office to the run site. Lacha was next on ice for asking T-shirt surgery was painful or not when T-shirt fell during his run. Lucky Cock was next on ice for the similar offence of drinking Guinness can beer and it is also competitor to Carlsberg.  Cocky was honored for finishing the run today as well. Vivian was iced for taking two bottles of mineral waters to shower herself. Pauline Chew was Christian ed as Cat Eye for her hash name, this is because she is in the cosmetic business and Cat Eye is a form of Eye make up, besides she has a pair of bright and shining eyes like the Cat!. Guest Simon Kang was blessed to celebrate his birthday on the ice throne.








Baby Monkey doing the run rating.

T-shirt's miraculous recovery!



























Private circle, ice them next week!



I ,Pauline Chew, from today on wards shall denounced my given name. I shall only response when I am called by my hash name. I shall donate generously to all GH5 events. from today on wards I shall be known to the hash world a Cat Eye! The reason being I am in the cosmetic industry and Cat Eye is a form of eye shadow make up and my eyes are bright and shin!

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