Friday, June 6, 2014

Run # 801 on June 3rd at Bukit Bayu, Hared by Sepuluh Lima rated 8 points by Baby Chameleon.

Hare Corner:

Robin Chong Yook Tiam was brought to GH5 in year 2003 by Lucky Cock. His hash name was given by Piss Stop. The reason being Piss was selling  beer at 3 can for RM10 when there was no beer man that day but Robin was promoting the beer as Sepuluh untuk 5 can, thus the name Sepuluh Lima was coined. Sepuluh Lima has been very busy with various associations and hardly find time to run with GH5, he decided to resign from GH5 for now and will come as guest if time permit. Sepuluh Lima is in the whole sale fruit trade in Klang market. he wishes all GH5 members happy hashing and very happy to be part of this merry group.


On call was called by Push up at 6pm sharp, as I was 5 minutes late. Joint master, as usual the master of co-hares together with the hare of the day, Sepuluh Lima, they were out by 6:30pm. The crowd has not more than 50 hashers tonight, and the hare has to adjourn to another dinner he left at about 8:30 before circle. Last runner came out at around 8:30pm , it was quite along run but all came out safe. But the sweeper group of Thongs and Duffy duck came out before the last runner!

As joint master's  usual self, proudly announced to the floor he was the acting GM for the night, please pay attention! He started off to inform the floor of T shirt's conditions, which is good news that he is recovering gradually, and we shall keep praying for his full recovery from his injuries, and always bear in mind that it's a jungle out there, don't play play, and safety comes first! And followed by reminding the floor of our oncoming activities, namely charity bazaar & food fair on 6/7/14, torch light run 15/7/14 and finally brewery do on 16/7/14! And there was no first time guest.

Run rating was conducted by Baby Chameleon, gracefully .... Everything was alright and got a 8 points for this run .

The box was then passed to me, i was reminding them to remember to put the empty bottles back into the box and do away with the rubbish before they leave, and thus informed the floor that I had earlier chatted with Campari, she suggested not to use the disposable chopsticks and plastic spoons which is a very good idea, caterer will still bring her recycle plastic bowls and plates and will not buy the disposable chopsticks & spoons, so from now on please at least leave a set of fork & spoon in the car. The reason why caterer does not supply her own cutlery is because she has been loosing some of her own bowls & plates after each order. She initially bought more than 100 pcs of bowls, now she has left not more than 70pcs with her , how sad!

I shared another light moment with the floor on smell sense! How does your room smells like after the first 3 months of your married life, Lembik said spermy ! Warlord said pussysmell, Hmmmm.... Then how the room will smell like after one year... Duffy duck got it right , smell of milk, baby milk , breast milk and shit from diapers , ha ha ha. I asked the last question, how about after 20 years... Sailor moon got it..... balm, ointment and counter pain, that's very true! Kimchi & Nazah were iced because they were serenaded each other during the run, Either it was the trunk was so big and the ground is watery and wet , up to their imaginations. Too bad I was behind them.

And I made an announcement on king trucker's invitation to his PG cafe ( home of Penang food) soft launch on the 5/6/14. Then followed by Buzzard of the night , piss stop . The joke
Was on Duffy duck & Campari, "........... I missed it, because I have to answer a call, oops .........
Piss stop proudly reminded the floor that hash names such as buffalo Gan, big crazy cock & Sepuluh Lima were named by him, and we on down big crazy cock who turned up after a long absence. A lady guest name, Kim was told by him to be his former girlfriend, he was the first person to take care of her when they first met, I presumed!

He praised The Lord for a wonderful & fun night without the presence of GM, he seemed to have advised GM before not to run a multi national company, whom some how will missed a circle as such!

Lastly mentioned that the club should add satay for the brewery do on the 16/7/14.
The circle ended with thank you note for the missing hare, and we had a good bowl of Hor Fun soup! (Scribe by Song Bird)





























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