Many members make fun of Stumpy for being a short-cut king or a slow runner. Fact of the matter is that he joined the wrong sport.
God gave him the physical attributes of a sumo wrestler but unfortunately he was born in Malaysia and not in Japan. Each sumo bout only last a few minutes so who has to last 2 hours in the jungle leaning against trees while gasping for oxygen.
These sumo guys weigh an average of 350 pounds (160kg) to 500 pounds (227kg) ….and do you know ‘What kind of woman or should I say size of woman marries them?’
Answer – Small Beautiful Japanese Women!
In fact contrary to what we think, top sumo wrestlers are considered very sexy by many Japanese women. They would consider Stumpy to be very sexy! Young beautiful women in Japan consider people like Stumpy to be sexy and attractive.
Below are a few examples;
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| Kotooshu married his long-time friend Asako Ando |
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| Yokozuna Asashoryu, wife and kid |
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| Hawaian born Sumo wrestler Konishiki, left, and his wife, Chie Iijima |
Stumpy, if you had went into sumo wrestling, fame and fortune would have been yours. You would have even more girlfriends than Ivan and all of us put together lol!
Apologies, as I was unable to attend the run.....but in true "Stumpy fashion" I didn't turn up for the run but made sure I turned up for the dinner at 喜来登 (Sheraton) lol!
In all seriousness, I would like to thank Stumpy for introducing me to hashing. There are many others in GH5 who were introduced to hashing by Stumpy, like Ben, Big Mouth, Mau Yau and Stiff Stick.
When me and Stiff Stick first knew Stumpy, he was boasting how good hashing is and how many chapters he ran with. He had no time for us when we invited him for functions on Tuesdays, Fridays and even weekends (我要跑山). We were curious to find out how could someone who did so much hashing be so "stumpy"? It is akin to entering my grandmother for the Olympics 100m dash! It was not just a bridge too far, but something that was implausible. When we visited GH5 and KH4 we found out what you all long knew lol**&^&%
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