Co-hare: Goldfinger, Fish Shit
Weather: Clear sunny day
Distance: 4.1 km
Run start time: 6pm
First runner: Big Mouth Monkey (7.00pm)
Last runner: 7.25pm
Run rating: 8 points by Lembek
In hashing, you also lose your virginity twice. If it is your first time attending a hash run 'ever', you are called a virgin hasher (male) or harriet (female). Thereafter, even if you run a second time at another hash club, you are not a virgin anymore, but you are a first-time guest.
The second time you lose your virginity is when you first host a run. Ms.Yong, our young female member is a first-time hare hence called a "virgin hare". After today's run her defloration has been completed and she will no more be a virgin harriet, virgin hare or virgin anything £#+¥ lol! Some like Ms.Yong and Thongs lose both their (hash) virginity at a young age ha!ha!
Even before her double defloration, Ms.Yong has proven her mantle, and prevailed with the top men runners. She even beat Yakitiyak , Sir Pository , Mun Yau and Lucky Cock in the Mantin ball breaker in finishing the near 30km track in 5 and a half hours.
The run was at a new parking site but the same Gasing hill, ie. same bush, but enter the hole from behind instead of front only lah! Push-Up was spotted wearing a T-shirt which got many hashers excited he!he!
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| Push-Up got all the attention for the day! |
The run went underway at 6pm and all darted across the road to the jungle run site. It was a completely new and exciting trail set by Goldfinger. We had 2 guests from New York City - Lazer Labia and Fort Orgy from the Columbia University New Traditional Hash (CUNT HHH - a very clitoral hash chapter). What a peculiar hash name! Lazer Labia probably had many vaginoplasties, labiaplasties and hymen surgeries to earn her hash name. Maybe too many orgies with Mr.Fort he!he!
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| Fort Orgy and Lazer Labia from the USA |
There were 3 checks and the run was really pleasant. There were lots of thorns below the knees, and above the neck but we all were unscathed. Goldfinger was iced for excessive chopping of branches. Next week's hare Lucky Cock was recognized for being a caring and patient SWEEPER.
Dinner was at the Satellite Ngah Choy Kai. Some went off to eat elsewhere figuring the Ngah Choy Kai was not befitting of the appetite they had worked up boo!:(.
Thanks to the hare for a great night. Some of us lose our (hash) virginity young, while some rather late. It makes no difference as long as you remain a promiscuous hasher ha!ha! Don't be dirty minded ok! A promiscuous hasher is one with a great desire for hashing (not sex) always soliciting for runs (not clients) and active (not sexually) with many hash chapters (not partners) lol!
Extra GH5 gossip:
Remedies to restore your virginity.
1. Sonny@ Bang Cock is promoting "liquid virgin". The product is made in Thailand. Stocks ran out so he missed today's run and went to Thailand to get more supply. Other uses - prevent friction sores at groin and armpit inflicted by long long long runs.
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| Imported by Bang Cock |
2. visit www.bijis@hongkee.com and buy an artificial hymen. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!
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| As advertised on Hong Kee's porn site |
Eh! Hong Kee, Daffy Duck is undercutting your price leh!
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| As seen on Daffy Duck's website |
3. Pay Dr.Lord a commission to arrange for hymen virginity restoration surgery. Pakistan supposedly cheaper than the US. Your choice! Actually Fort Orgy is Dr.Lord's partner in the USA and Lazer Labia was here to give her testimony to convince some fence sitters wrt to hymen restoration surgery he!he!
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| Clinic in Pakistan |
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| Clinic in USA |
4. All of the above methods are verified by Incredible Hulk who will inspect post- procedure and issue you the certificate below for RM150. All proceeds goes to subsidizing our Family Day in November, and not to me ok!
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| Certificate issued by Incredible Hulk after examination |
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