Co-hare: Iron Lady, Mountain Goat, Thorny Ass
Weather: Clear and sunny
Distance: 4km
Run start time: 6 pm
First runner: Big Mouth Monkey 7.30 pm
Last runner: 8.20pm
Run rating: 8 points (by Bonsai)
A GH5 hasher tried to convince his friend to go for what would be her first hash run, and mentioned that his friend "Iron Man" would be the host. She looked at him and asked jokingly as if he was in a fantasy world, "Which other superhero guests are invited?.
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| Our curious female guest |
"Well" he replied "Incredible Hulk and Iron Lady will surely be there". Then she scrolled down his handphone contacts to see what kind of friends he had , and names like V power, Jungle Man, Silent Gorilla, Mad Dog, Baby Monkey, Goldfinger, Big Crazy Cock, Cartoon, Wild Boar and other names of seemingly fictional characters filled the list. She could not help but think that he must be from Tanjung Rambutan (a place for the mentally unsound) and these are his equally mad friends ha!ha!
Well the motley crew began to assemble at 5pm. The superheroes came, the cartoon & animal characters of the GH5 cast eventually arrived by 6pm when the run began. Stiff Stick, a stud from the 'Hentai' fame was also spotted.The cameras rolled......surely a blockbuster was was in the making...
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| Stiff Stick - the Hentai star! |
Some of them drove special vehicles instead of running. There was a utility jeep with big front headlamps (Dolly Parton size), huge rear bumpers and fitted with V Power engine. Two new Japanese 4 wheel drives for off-road conditions had their wits tested in the jungle track - the Honda Ong and Itchy Motor models.
Piss stop test drived next week's VIRGIN hare but her speed was too hot for him, hence he lost control and was left wanting without releasing his exhaust (cum) he!he! Pissstop thrusted, entered the "bush" area (feedback was that it is as bushy as Cecelia Cheung's) and broke his gear stick rendering him a semi eunuch lol! No condolence from us. No choice but to quit Animales and join PJ Harriets lol!
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| Dave Itchy Motor |
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| Test drive model - next week's hare |
The run was tough, with 3 checks but really hilly and undulating. But then what do you expect when you set a run for a group that have in their midst such superheroes!
The circle was held in total darkness under an unlit street lamp. But the circle was still lighted up in hash spirit by GM and buzzard Dave Itchy Motor. Mrs. Touch & Gold was conferred the hash name "E'mas TAG". Kah Hui was given the hash name "Tambah Nilai". You three guys are ripping us off everyday with all your tolls lah! Please at least waive the toll fee for GH5 members driving to run sites on Tuesdays ok.
Dinner was at the nearby Gar Fan Restaurant in Taman Connaught that specializes in clay pot rice. Thanks hare for a great package, great night.
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| Assorted claypot rice |
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| Iron Man |
This film which will surely surpass all box office records will be released at the Hainan World Interhash Film Festival. We are negotiating with the Malaysian censor board fearing some scenes featuring our ' manga' stud Stiff Stick may be censored. Anyhow, no worries, Bijis@Hong Kee will be peddling uncensored versions at Taman Megah pasar malam on Sundays for RM500 per blue-ray DVD, high-definition & and no pixelation guaranteed he!he!
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| Taman Megah Pasar Malam! |
On!On! From yours truly, film script writer & movie director, Incredible Hulk.
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