Hare's name: Ronnie Blur Blur (English), 梦茶茶 (Chinese), Mong Cha Cha (Chinese pinyin), தெளிவற்றதாகச் செய் (Tamil)
Co-hare: Mun Yau (mosquito repellant ), Eric (guest), MK, Stumpy, V power, Fish Shit.
Run start time: 10am London time (KL is +8 hours)
Weather: clear skies early, and a cooling night.
Distance: less than 5km
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| 1st runner showing-off his nipples ! |
First runner: waiting for photo finish but Big Mouth Monkey may have crossed the line first as his nipples were erected while Ben's nipples were inverted (6.48pm)
Last runner: 7.50pm
Run rating: Tau Cheong Sui gave it 9 points
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| 2nd runner.. showing-off his bones ! |
The Man:
Today's hare is named Blur Blur. Outwardly, his cognitive functions seem intact, never misses a run if he is free, and has exhibited no signs of delirium even after many drinks. However, he has a past and recurrent history of being a sotong, incomprehension etc amongst other traits during dialogue with hash members.
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| Eh .. talking of nipple..get sample from Push-up ! |
Possible causes:
The covert sign of cerebral malfunction is his crispy grey hair i.e. his hair is growing inwards (not outwards) into the cerebral grey matter (hence the grey color he!he!) possibly short circuiting his brain. MRI scans confirmed this ingrowth and doctors are at a lost to explain this phenomenon.
The Run:
There was nothing blurry about today's run. The signs leading to the run site was clear, the in-trails, the checks and paper trail were all expertly set. The new medications must be working. The run started off an uphill jungle and the home trail was via the limestone downhill. There were 3 checks and definitely a pleasant run for the average hasher.
The out-trail paper for the last kilometer went missing as some concerned public thought it was litter. Fortunately some of us had carried paper to reconnect. MK explained to the 2 ladies who picked up the paper that we are an eco-friendly hash and the paper we use for setting the trail is biodegradable.
The Circle:
Called to order at 8.30pm. GM asked us what was the name of the missing hasher, a Sikh, who was missing and found in Templer's Park 2 weeks ago. No one got it. The answer is Mis-Singh. Thongs did a great job as bard.
Buzzard Pisstop renewed Sir Pository's contract as GH5 English teacher. He iced GM who didn't call On! On! at the commencement of the run. Pisstop announced that the committee has agreed to pay Sir Pository RM50 a year to improve GM's English ha! ha! (so when does tuition begin?)
Pisstop mentioned that since ex-On Sec (King Trucker) resigned, he has finished every run. So the committee had granted a pink form to King Trucker to re-apply for GH5 membership and he (Pisstop) will pay the entrance fees. Eh! Pissstop please put your money where your mouth is. So King Trucker pay the membership fees and claim from Pissstop as he has personally underwritten all your fees ya!
Pisstop tried to make fun of a Japanese guest (John Taro) but was back fired many times. In the end it was really hilarious.
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| Blur-blur also said THANK YOU ! |
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