Hare: Touch and Gold; Co-hare: Fish Shit, Goldfinger and an assorted number of unnamed but previously sighted aliens (only Fish Shit has cosmic communication with them and hence was dining with them on the same table thereafter at Centerpoint)
Weather: pleasant to cooling at the end of the run.
Distance: 6.7km (contribution from Stiff Stick)
First runner: Ben @7.10pm
Last runner: 7.40pm
Run rating: by AK47 who gave it 8.5 points.
When Bengkok passed away last year, V-power comforted us that he is now in a better place and recceing in heaven waiting for us. Instead of running on tar roads, the Bible says the streets in heaven are paved with pure gold. But what would the jungle tracks be laden with? Silvered sand, jade leaves and titanium tree trunks?
Ahem! Maybe today's hare can give us an insight into this bejeweled land.
Since last week everything that Yih Pyang touched turn into gold. His slimmer look is due to starvation coz the food he was about to eat turned into GOLD!, and his daughter too has turned into a golden statue. Touch & Gold, the very wish that King Midas coveted but led to his misery.
Maybe Cocky is barking up the wrong tree. He often ridicules Goldfinger who is often seen repairing the Bukit Gasing hill footpaths not with the vast amount of gold that is at his disposal, but with bricks, lol! (Cocky, please note that Goldfinger is not God lah!, if he was he will turn you 'nurries' into stone and your 'dong' into a 2 inch brass water tap,lol! Cocky dared not turn up today ha!ha!). Cocky please give Goldfinger a break and instead go and 'kacau' Touch and Gold whom supposedly has the midas touch. Get him to run bare feet over the paths and if it does not turn into gold, please bring him to GM to re-baptize Yih Pyang or get a refund lol!. Incidentally both these guys with 'gold' to their hash name wear the same crowning glory. #*+% don't tell me they both use the same shampoo also he!he! If they do please avoid it as it must be the cause of their alopecia (pubic hair loss besides scalp@€¥ he!he!.)
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| "Brothers GOLD" |
The run at 'paradise park ' started at 6 pm sharp. (Please do not write our obituaries yet lol!). I didn't trod on any golden bricks or managed to collect any jade leaves. Maybe if I go and rob Ben or another front runner's house I may get a piece ha!ha!. There were 4 cheques (RM 1,000,000.00 each) not checks and the run was a bit different to the previous runs held here. Sadly this run site was on the news today. Parts of the reserve will be fenced up probably for development. In fact we already saw the fences being erected.
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| AK47 (Ashok) doing the run rating .. AK got a gold bar from the hare for giving 8.5 pts over 10.... everyone now wants to do run rating!! |
The hare brought in a van to steam specialty buns as finger food. The char siew pau was all I ate and it was truly yummy, but there were no "Yip Chee Mei" big Paus around (eh ... we are not referring to Push-up, ya?!) lol! P.S. "Yip Chee Mei" is a former Hong Kong porno actress with gigantic melons, and big buns (paos) sold in Taman Connaught carries her name!
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| GH5 circle in progress, On-on! |
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| Hungry Ghost waiting for food!! |
Circle was called to order at 8.25pm. There were some jokes by GM and recognition for Yak who wrote an article for the blog and Kevin Yong for updating the members' list. An announcement was made for members who want to join Kepong Hash's memorial run for Bengkok June 9, 2012. Please pass RM60 to me which will be forwarded to Buffalo Gan. And thanks to Piss-stop for making us laugh even though you were bullshitting about your heroics in joining the search & rescue team to search for Itchy Bai (Itchy moto's brother!)
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| Dinner hosted by Touch & Gold at Ben Tdi Wei Restaurant, Centre Point. |
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| Our GH5 "Len So", L-R: Push-up, Vpower, Kimono |
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