Hare: Spotted Dog
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Wildboar announces circle has started – 8.30pm
JM Silent Gorilla gets on the box
Announces that since it’s Labour Day…..GM Shitface also deserves a holiday.JM says this is Hash, not work therefore labour laws does not apply….how can he say like that? GM got iced by JM. “Ini Hash lar, bukan kerja lar”
JM says today’s run started at Sex O’Clock….thats JM English.
Left Ball was iced because he didn’t listen to the run instructions.
Tag Along was iced for greeting everything in T3T4 chat as “all the best”….JM said if people passed away also Tag Along say as “all the best!”
JM congratulated GM and his “First Lady” and wished them to “love long long”
Titanic was iced for his drinking habits. Drink until sleep, wake up drink some more then sleep, then wake up and drink some more then sleep
Black Finger was called. JM said members wondering why the blog has not been updated. BF apologized and informed that the new blog is under construction. Pissstop asked why so long, BF said because its free…..free things take time, need to wait a bit, unless members wanna pay for it. Informed blog will be up and running in 2 weeks time, it will be mobile friendly (members can read anytime, anywhere) and all updates will be automatically sent to members email. “good things will take time”
Hare Spotted Dog called. Run rating by Kai See
Hash sign, done OK, 1.0pt
Parking OK 1.0pt
Check, all broken 1.0pt
Run, Fantastic 4pt (someone even lost their shoe!!)
Merit 1.0pt
Parking OK 1.0pt
Check, all broken 1.0pt
Run, Fantastic 4pt (someone even lost their shoe!!)
Merit 1.0pt
Total: 8.0 points Run
Hare Spotted Dog on the box for her speech
Hare SD thanked all the members and GM especially. Members all gave a big hand and thank her for goodies – a nice duffel bag. Thank you very much, Spotted Dog!!
Mystery whip of the week – Titanic!
Johnnie Walker got iced because he threw his water bottle just after completing his run –GH5 is an eco friendly hash group bro!
Blue Bird got iced for wearing a raincoat during the run – we are hashers, don’t be a pussy bro!
Wildboar got iced for not protecting his wife from being robbed. Wildboar is a strong name, more man than normal man!
Bijis on the box and announced as today is Labour Day holiday special, the kulis / labourers in the new committee have made a programme. It was a Hawaian inspired hula hula by the guys wearing cone shaped sparkling bras and string skirts. Many thanks to the Face Couple, Smart Face for her work preparing the props and Smooth Face for being the guinea pig for trying it out before hand!!
JM passed the box back to the GM
GM iced JM – forgot to have a briefing to all hashers before the run. But he more concerned to park his car and parked his car 4 times!!!
GM informed we have 2 colour paper trails. Blue start of trail, red for the home trail. Hare to choose which colour based on which paper is more.
Next week’s run will be at BK5, Kinrara. Hare Kai See wants to know confirmed attendance, because food shall be based on table seating in restaurant. Hare wants to know because in view it is also the eve of GE14
Hi-Lo iced. Johnie Walker was asked when did Hi-Lo, a founding member of GH5, when was he a GM. Answer is Hi Lo has never been the GM!!
Hot Legs announced – for the first time in the history of GH5, there will be a Deepavali Run on 13th November 2018. Get prepared to load up on great murukku!!
Thank you Wildboar (& Blue Bird as well) for all the songs for the on downs!!
GM announced circle closed at 9.20pm
Thank you Hare Spotted Dog for your food, booze and the special duffle bag as Hash goodies!!
On Sex signing off. Till next week, cheers!!
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Scribed by Black Finger
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