Gasing Hash House Harriers and Harriettes. Run on every Tuesday, 6pm.: Run # 929 on 8th Nov at TTDI, hare by Virgin Hare Smooth Face,rated 7.0 points by QQ

Hare corner:

1. Who brought you to Hash? Touch & Gold.

2. When and which is your first chapter?

I joined GH5 this past year and was named late August, GH5 is my first Chapter.

3. Member of how many chapters? GH5 is my only chapter.

4. Who gave you your hash name and reasons?

Our GM gave me this hash name Smooth Face, I haves worked for more than 10 years in construction in the oil and gas industry, so he went along the lines of oily and smooth, he then slapped the word face behind smooth, much to my and everyone's surprise! I was cheekily accused more than once of paying rasuah to the GM for the name! Haha

5. What is your profession /business?

I'm a structural engineer working the O&G industry.

6. Anything you want to say to GH5 members?

I'd like to once again express my sincere gratitude and thanks for everyone making me feel so warm and welcomed into the Chapter, the special few that I am lucky enough to engage with more often, you know who you are, thanks so much!

7. If you can do something for GH5, what will it be?

I'm happy and willing to offer my time to assist with any matters which need attending to from behind the scenes.

8. What has hash done for you?

Hash has given me a slice of being with nature for which I have missed for a long time. Love it.

9. What have you done for hash?

Nothing much really, hope to be able to contribute more by the time I reply this questionnaire next round!

Love all you guys!
Smooth Face @ John Chai

BMM starts the circle with GMs blessings...in a cool evening at TTDI.

Our GMs body was in China but his heart was with us.says BMM.

GM had call BMM before departing to China , to form a temporary parliment during his absence to flag off On On sharp at 6.00pm.

Visiting GM from PJHHH Honey Bee, On Sec -Dragon Fly .,Tuck In, Sap Sam EE (13 E)Low Chick. Were invited to the box.

They are appointed for the following positions temporary in the absence of GH5 GM. :-

1)Honey Bee- The Advisor.

2)Dragon Fly-GM

3)13E -JMs.

4)Soh Meow Meow -On Cash

5)Tuck In - Run Master

6)Low Chick - Interhash On Sec.

A rousing applause from these new members formed and a

On down to the new committee. Members.!!!

BMM call up Shit Face and Bangkok who both had new shoes Issues prior to using in Hazzard .

In order to avoid being penalize hence smoothing their path - for their new shoes-

BMM suggest both pour beers on each shoes and ON Down .! THATS COOL & Unique!!

Piss Stop accidently sneezes Ahh Choooh.*#@!! into BangCocks shoe to add some MSG ...tambah juice.!...LOL..!. And On Down the contend....call beer juice ...A nasty one..@@@!

Photos was taken as proof and evidence.

That these shoes are no longer virgin its. *Used*.Baru kena pakai.!!

BMM gave a Gentle reminder ..do not let GM,JM or Buzzard catch you are wearing new shoes.!!

Silent took over the box .....He was very excited

Saying its been a long time ...U am the Loh Chu ( GM )for the day)

He confidently says today -TAG -tak ada government -For 2 weeks !! YABADABADOO..Yahoo...! Everyone.!

He says our GM LB "always talk long long" ",Eat little -little " and "Drink little-little..."

Now "TAK ada government..".we talk short short..."eat long long & more- more "....*.drinks many-many beers *... untill the moon comes. out...hahaha....***.thats really Cool.! How Lovely.!

He changes the GH5 name to

"OTOHHHTT."

(Own Talk Own Happy Harriers and Harriets Taman Tun) Alamak itu macam punya nama! ....?!#!? HABIS LAH ITU MACam!

Next 3 weeks run queue are as follows:

1)Touch and Gold.- Section 9 KD

2)Blur Blur - Broga

3)Tambah Nilai -Gasing Bird Park.

Bangkok announced Interhash ongoing events.

A)Klang Hash -35th Annivessary Run

12/11/16 -mini spartan run .

(Silent ,BMM ,Baby Crocodile,Cartoon, Bangkok had sign up.)

B)GH5 Diner and Dance

Date -18/2/17 at Tropicana Golf and Country Club. Fees -RM80/=members ,

RM120/ GUEST.

C)Gua Musang 20th Annivessary Run -30April 2017

-Fees Rm120/=

WELCOME TO FIRST TIME GUEST May and Tony

How was the run ask hong kie ask Tony ?

He answered going in was fun coming out was not so fun.

HONEY bee shouted in cantonese...

"Mm chut mmm yap -pin tow song""

( not in not out where got fun..?

BMM ask HB to cool down ..dont get excited and sexited!

HB had been hashing for the past 10 years only today shes hot....ohh really !!wake ... oHh Really ..no wonder she makes some Meow meow...signals...LOL.

SF says GM had inform him to give recognition to the GM QQ for the Kepong Annual Dinner good party.

Grey Devil was iced for doing a good job and bringing 4 gorgeous ladies to seduce the crowd And it cost only RM 2K.

Best dress men was won by GH5 Thongs.

Dragon Fly was on Ice for vomiting in SF home carpet and in Fei Chai Loong's car.

Touch and Gold was iced for appointing Bangkok as sweeper.

QQ recognized ON ICE AND to do a run RATING on ICE .

She rated Smooths Face run 7 points.

Hare Smooth Face would like to thank members and guest for supporting his run.

Shit Face introduce baker from 4 Season

Non other than Piss Stop !!!

Birthday boy Bangkok was Iced at the same time PS make the ingredients for him consisting of

Flour...baking soda ..telor...were delivered on Bangkoks head without hesitation.