Sunday, June 26, 2016

Run # 909 on 21st June at Bukit Bayu, hare by Tan Sri, rated 9. points by Wild Boar.

Hare Corner:
Run # 779 on 31st Dec 2013 at Green Hill Puncak Alam by Tan Sri rated 8 point by Pauline.  Dato Tee Seng Keong is the name recognized and acknowledged by Sultan of Pahang but in hash, he is known as Tan Sri 902. His Tan Sri name was conferred by KH4 when he "acted and look like one" way before his Datukship.  Tan Sri was brought to hash by his two brothers Gold Digger and Power Ranger who were members of Royal Kalng Club in 2008, like many who tasted the opium, he was hooked and subsequently join KH4 and GH5. In 2011, together with Warload and their unmentionables, they founded Hokkien Hash and Tan Sri is the current GM of Hokkien Hash. His business is in the supplies of Construction Machinery. He specifically mentioned he is "single and available in hash only". Tan Sri enjoyed GH5 because he felt members are cooperative, fantastic fellowship  and caring for each other.
Run # 779 on 31st Dec 2013



Hare Updates:

1. Who brought you to Hash?
- 3 of my brothers , my late brother gold digger & power ranger from Klang Hash & Allan Tee from Royal Klang Club
2. When and which is your first chapter? 
- Klang Hash was my fist chapter , 2008 was the year I joined Klang Hash
3. Member of how many chapters? 
- GH5 as committee member .
- Hokkian Hash as Lou Chu ( GM)
- Friday Happy Hash as Inter On Hash
- Royal Klang Club as members
4. Who gave you your hash name and reasons? 
- Klang Hash RA given me this hash name , reason was cannot get this tittle from Sultan or The King  , so better get from hash chapter .
5. What is your profession /business?
- Manufacturing of construction equipments
6. Anything  you want to say to GH5  members? 
- come to run every Tuesday without miss , not u turn back if u can do it , don eat a lots without sweating , if drink a lots don't drive .
7. If you can do something for GH5,  what will it be? 
- participate or joint others celebration run under GH5 name . 
- do more hiking or family event to have closeer relationship . 
- bring more guests or promote our chapter to others hash group .
8. What has hash done for you? 
- fellowship & caring for each other
9.what have you done for hash?
- being one of the Founder of Hokkian Hash & Friday Happy Hash was my big achievement . 
- educate new hasher to come more often to hash chapter .

Thank you Tan Sri for the Run, The Yong Tau Foo, Finger Food,  Lamb,Free flow beer and Whisky and many guests from Friday Happy Hash and Hokkien Hash!





































Circle Scribe by Blue Bird:
GM LB starts the circle  at 8.45pm ---greeting all guest and Hashers "Sia Sia Ni Men"-TQVM for coming .
He announces next 3 weeks run
1)Hot Legs- Gasing Bird Park 
2)Bull Dog - Sri Bintang
3)Lazar - Setia Eco Park
Lazar was Iced for announcing his run posted as East Park China 
Lazar got play out by Bangkok !
Anyway it was Fun right ,Lazar ?!
(No Worries - the more  Iced u got the more popular u R -be Happy.!!)
GM invites Hokkian Hash and Friday Hash Members to the box , in appreciation for their support to GH5 and Tan Sri's Run and a rousing ON Down! For their presence. cheers!!!
Lady Guest was detained by GM so as to know each of them better.
They are Hot Mama, Hot Chilli and Red Tomatos!!!
LB cheekily ask "which part of UR body are Hot - his roving  eyes staring front and back of each lang Lui and further ask "which parts are Red " in the most jovial mood .... HaHa... HoHo....!!!it's for you to find out guys .
By the was Red Tomato looks like Golden Eyes , both were like sisters...cheese , smile u r on candid camera.!!!
GM thanked War Lord for his good effort setting and masterminding today's run , it was supposed to be a good run 9.6km grog radical coverage.
With approximately 60% virgin trail.
Tan Sri was very concerned for his guest and feeling uneasy and quietly instructed Prince Charming to modify the trail shorter on the eleventh hour 5.30 just before ON on ...
GM was infuriated and Iced Tan Sri for not informing GM the Grand Master!!
Shit Face was call up to comment on GH5 first outing trip to KKB .SF says it was BORING!
just because GM won all their money  on a football betting .
Generally the whether was good and hiking was fun a few just hike for 1 hours and some Bodoh punya Cina hike 8 hours  all the way to the peak""!!!
GM was iced for tricking SF setting papers trail all the way.... LOL...!!!
SF recomend to seek GM for football tips if he wants to win during this EURO Cip football fever which ends on 10th July .
GM Of Fruday Hash was call out to the Bix to say a few words in Tan Sri s run .
"TQ GH5 and Hare Tan Sri for your invitation , she added.
Tan Sti was my "Low Paa"( Father)
From Hokkian Hash , Friday Hadh was born . I am His Child says Air Bag ....she further commented the run was indeed a Good Run .
Cheers to Air Bag and a On Down !
Gm Iced Blue Bird Fir not being consistent weekly .
Before ,he used to be at run site 4.45pm waiting for ON ON.
After joining as member and committee member his attendance deteriorate .( BB will do his best) 
Silent Gorilla  was called CHI PAK KWAI (CPK) by Gm .
CPK always carry waters for Natalie,, shampoo,
scoop you got or not ask SG -CPK ?
do you want me to scrub your back ??
GM tak boleh tahan , he ask the hashers 
"This CPK got use or not..?!?!?!"
The floor responded louder than even "Arousing NO"!!Lol...
It's GMs job to do it .
SG was Iced  longer definitely.
Mad Dog was Iced for disturbing Chi Cheong Fun lang Lui .ah June.
He says I have seen you before ...
Lang Lui says NO - never.....OMG !
JMs was Iced for not using Lucky Pussy hashers name greeting Ah née 
Happy Birthday!GM was so detail that he take note of the time posted by Snow White  posted a BD  wish to AH Nee and realized her mistakes and quickly resend her massage changed it to LP at exactly 9.45am .
Don't Play Play Ar....!!! GM  screen very thoroughly.!
JMs took over the Box greeting Good Evening to fellow hashers from HH , FH, and GH5.
GM LB was Iced for being another CPK ... He supposed to be teaching hashers to be courteous and well manner & nice to the ladies ... Instead vice versa. ( create another CPK) LOL !!!
JMs shared shared two nice jokes of a married man got away after having affair with his secretary .and a wife having an affair prior to her sons birth.   LOL ... OMG ..!!!!
Wild Boar rated 
Tan Sri ' s run 9 points .
Hare T.Sri  thanked all guest and members for their warmest support.
Tan Sri iced GM for being too happy and having a wet pants after toilet.
Happens during a recent  steamboat diner at Damansara. LOL...Gm forget to take his Dick Out ....ha Ha Ha -just Kidding.!
Shit Face our Home Minister introduces Raw Eggs and Boil Eggs 3 each . Hashers pls do not form your own circle or talk during circle.Kai  Si Wong and Dickson were caught red handed for talking during circle -each were given the privilege to crack  / smack the eggs on opponents fore head . OMG... !!
Abu Hassan and 13 Yee was call up by GM .  Abu Hassan was carless for loosing his phone during run , he intentionally as 13 Yee was behind him ..., he forecasted it well and true enough this phone was pick up and returned by 13 Yee -Air Bag Sang him a Nice Hokkian Song & A On Down.
The  circle ended at 9.45pm .
Thanks to the Hare for the lamb , beers, Whisky provided all night long.!!.

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