Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Run # 904 on 17th May at Bukit Tinggi by Soh Kau Kau, rated 8 points by Sap Sum Ee

Hare corner:
Previous run :
Run # 777 on 17th Dec 2013 at Bukit Tinggi Hared by Soh Kau Kau and rated 8.5 by Touch and Go. Soh Tian Song is the name well known in the "Hard Ware" circle. And if you need some WD40, he can probably give you a good lube from the back. Soh Kau Kau was member PJ Animales, currently he is member of Batang Kajang and GH5. His hash name as you probably guess right is because of his sir name.






Updates on Hare Corner as of 17th May 2016:
He was brought to hash by Kau Chat to Batang Kajang in 2003, besides hardware, now he claims to be Vietnamese beauty agent as well! He has resigned from others chapters and only maintain membership with GH5 only.
1. If you can do something for the club, what will it be?
Soh: I propose to increase sub fee! And make everyone happy.
2. What has hash done for you?
Soh: Hash makes me and my wife crazy! Make me healthy and spend time with my wife and good way to past time.
3. What have you done for hash?
Soh: I make everyone in hash feel happy.

Thank you to the Hare for the taking us to Bukit Tinggi, good run site with clean air, good food,whisky and beers!
Run # 904 on 17th May 2015.


Dont play play, after consuming some supplements, I am front runner !




Circle starts with observing one minute silence as mark of respect for passing of Malaysia Hash Council Chairman MGR/Murugan.
1st time guest Jasmine was personally interviewed by GM and she said she is 32 years and single and available, you can imagine the amounts of flies around her such as Blur, Piss, Daffy, Thorny......
GM announced the various event which GH5 intend to carry out.
1. Freedom Run-OC is Gold Finger
2. Family Do at Tasik Kenyir, OC is Bonsai
3. Torch Light Run, OC is Warlord
4. Karaoke Session, OC is Lachar and Grey Devil
5. AGM  Run, OC is Tan Sri
6. CNY Run, OC is Blue Bird
7. Annual Dinner, OC is Song Bird and GM
GM also requested committee members to help out for his Crowning Moment Run when he will have more than 150 guests to attend the Coronation Ceremony of GH5 GM Run!
Silent Gorilla was iced and his fingers as well for changing the icon of the chat group and makes Lembek mad.
Gilbert and Janice were formally admitted as GH5 members from tonight onwards. 
Gilbert was iced for not knowing for sure what is GM's hash name.
Both card Master and Sap Sum Ee were iced for using a mini fan to cool themselves. JMs Song Bird was iced for wearing hihg hill shoes to run site and actually calling on on as well. 
JMs also announced there are 14 pax confirmed for Fraser''s hike from 17-19 June and hope to have 20pax or more.
JMs also iced GM for causing stressed to her by updating participants for coming GM's run at 1230am in the morning and wants a complete update by 7am.
Silent G was iced again for change the icon and yet did not realized whatever he changes, others will see as well!
Piss Stop was the mystery whip today and iced GM for spitting during one minute silence.
Daffy Duck was iced for not introducing the guest Jasmine to JMs even GM is not around and saying there is no Blue Movie but Porn movie.
BMM was iced for saying a bomb may go off in bali.
Bonsai was iced for accompanying his guests to short cut.
Piss Stop was iced by GM for not calling Sharon by hash name.


Instead of cooling the body,, they get to cool the arse!

GM's finger also need to be iced for sending whatsapp too late in the night!



Freeze the fingers now for changing the icon too often.
What is your mobile number again?
Those day was known as Blue movie, now is known as Porn !


Welcome Janice and Gilbert as members of GH5! " We pledged we will observe GH5 code of ethics of hashing.....we will not hold the club responsible for the increase in waist line.......we will donate generously to all GH5 events......Ha Ha!











Supersonic speed of progress!


















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