Thursday, December 24, 2015

Run # 883 on 22nd Dec at Desaminium, hare by Stiff Stick, rated 8 points by BMM

Hare Corners:
 This is Steve Lee's third time as a Hare with GH5, he joined in 2010 and was brought in to GH5 none other than our lovely Stumpy. His Hash name is Stiff Stick and was given by V-Power, rumours has it his erection is as stiff as a stick or his demeanor is Stiff as a Stick? He only hash with GH5 and do attend some Celebration Run. Stiff Stick's profession is Car Paint Jobs, so if your car or ladies needs a cosmetic or make up, he is the men to look for!
Big hand to Steve Stick for the wonderful finger food cooked by Stumpy and Roast Pork and Chicken rice by Dracula and the xtra beers as well.

Picture taken at Run #759 at Taman Wawasan on 13th August 2013, Hare by Stiff Stick and rated 6.5 points by Jungleman














































Circle today is very quiet and fun because we have around 25 members present and we are able to make sure everyone gets an on down!
GM ask Wild Boar what he understand about Winter Solstice and he said it is something about eating the round thing and try to shit the mouth, he was iced and Lembek was called to explain as well but she ended up with Wildboar on the ice seat, Sup Sum Ee said the rice ball signified round and unite so we invite all the couples to sit on ice for unification and on down.
Lucky Cock and Lucky Pussy, Flamingo and Wood Pecker, Warlord and Song Bird, Superman and Alex.
Stumpy had recovered remarkably from stroke and GM decided to test him on some hash members' name, Stumpy was able to tell Bonsai, Spicy Cili, Hi-Lo but could not tell what is hare's hash name, Stiff Stick was iced for not make it known to Stumpy!
BMM did the run rating and iced Warlord for claiming to be the Boss of the Bosses.
Stiff Stick was told to give his hare speech but said he can speak and yet he spoke good English.
Guests See was asked what is the name of his friend and he was able to answer correctly as Bolam, then when he was ask what is the name of this chapter, he can only recite GH5.
Lolek and 100 Plus were both iced for wearing similar T-shirt and to be bonded on ice.
Q-shit was iced for not knowing today's run number.
JMs took the box and iced Stiff Stick for using Styrofoam.
GM was the look alike for Left Ball and was iced for appointing the whip too late.
Hi-Lo was also iced for endorsing the use of Styrofoam today and told Wood Pecker almond nuts can make the cock firm.
Alex and Superman also do not know what GH5 stands for and was iced.
GM was iced together with them when he also said wrongly.
Lucky Cock was also iced for not knowing what Gh5 stands for.
Titanic was able to state today's run correctly but did not know the run rating for last week.
Dream Onw as asked what run it will be on jan 26th 2016 and he said 887, it is going to be 888 run.
BMM was not able to name all the past GM of GH5 and was iced.
Wood Pecker was iced again for talking non-stop and Flamingo was iced for informing him of the run rating.
Q-Shit announced 24th Dec is his Christmas Run with PJ Harriets. Run fee is RM60 and run site is Ulu-Langat.
Dec 27 is Sunday hahs run at Broga Hill. FOC.
Tan Sri and Puan Sri was late to run site and were immediately sent to ice throne to be bonded.
Man Yau and Sup Sum Ee were iced together to round off the circle for tonight.

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