Monday, September 21, 2015

Run # 869 at Bukit Tinggi on 15th September, hare by Guests Kuaci and Alex, rrated 8.5 points by Silent G

Guests Hare Corner:

Kuaci and Alex have been  regular guests of GH5. When they were approached to do a guests run,they were very happy to obliged and GH5 thank them for reciprocating.

Kuaci was brought to hash by Ah Par to Subang Wanker in 2008 and he also member of KH4. Some times he also run with Hakka Hash.His hash name was given by Hyena Ho because his factory produces various type of seeds and peanuts and etc and that explained his profession. Kuaci likes GH5 because it is a organized cub and do good events and some times have games to keep members entertained. His words to Gh5 members is to have a good health!
Alex  is a vegetable wholeseller. He is not member of any chapter. Kuaci brought him to hash. He advise GH5 members to drink a lot of water as the haze is making many people sick!






It was still a hazy Tuesday evening, and whenever the run site is far from town , you will find many hashers would arrived very much earlier.  Push up and gang were having some noodle at Restaurant 126, Jm and wife seen buying vegetables. Guest hares and co co hares were seen downed with beer . Cocky told most of us it will be just a 5 km run.

At 6pm sharp on on was called by JM, and thinking it is going to be  just a 5km run, most short cutter opted to complete the run, I guess …….
 Front runner came out around 7:45 and the short cutter made up of baby crocodile, piss stop, push up walked back around 8:30, most of them were complaining about the flat road highway trail of about 4km itself, the total distance came up to about 10.5km according to GPS.  But as saying goes, every run is a good run!!

Circle called to order at around 9:15pm , with JM going through the normal procedure and followed by his well-planned (Butt guessing game), with the 2 pieces of long curtains tied to 3 poles and erected , leaving a gap in the middle , prospective butts were pre-selected by JM , a total 12 of them, and in particular order, lined up with butt facing the audience. Follow by chosen one, called up  to identified the particular person’s butt, a total of 13 hashers were called and only 5 picked the correct butt . JM promised to award them with a token next week.

I was busy with the game , in between many were iced by JM for simple wrong doings, as usual ……
When I took the box, silent was called to be everyone’s English professor, by pronouncing (Island) as …
“ IS   LAN”  and (History)  as “ HI   STORY”  all in Cantonese , and when I asked him about (odour)
Before that I have explained to him what body odour means… so as to our surprise as he pronounced it as..
“ O   D  OUR “ … the floor was surprised with laughter !!

Both the guest hares, kuaci & Alex were iced for a longer than expected run , with piss stop almost wanted to kiss the ground to thank god that he made it to the run site.

Run rating was conducted by Silent … rated at 8.5 points

Mystery whip for the night was none other than Lazar, he has got a few on iced

 Circle has to closed at almost 10:15 as the butt guessing game has taken some time …
 Other than that, all were happy , with generous hare prepared sumptuous meals , whisky and beer at Restaurant 126, thank you both hares for a good do !! On On

 






































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