SC Wong, Virgin Hare, is a quiet young man currently studying in Sunway College for AUSMAT programme. A PreU Programme, that he will be completing in November 2015. He had joined Mantin Hash and PJ Harriet as a guest. In GH5, he had been as a guest introduced by his mother KIMCHI for about a year before he decided to become a member of GH5. Whenever this young man started to speak up, those people next to him may think that they have heard a “Mat Salleh” talking next to them. This is due to his good English accent So I was curious and always wanted to find out how does he learn to speak so well. So for those of you who would like to speak like a “Mat Salleh” especially SILENT GORILLA preparing to be GH5 GM in future, please follows the foot path of SC Wong. He revealed his secret to me that he actually learnt from playing games i.e. Duty, Assassins’ Creed, Battlefield, Dota and Left 4 Dead; watching movies and TV programme.
Circle starts at 8.45pm.
SPICY CHILI is honoured
to be the first person to be on ice for being busy body on what happen to GREY
DEVIL’s guest.
PUSH UP was called up to
sing her new hash song.
STIFF STICK was iced for
not following paper and ended up somewhere far from run site and LOLEK
had to fetch him back to run site.
KIMCHI was iced for not
guiding her son SC WONG to be a good hare. The most basic requirement of a hare
is to be involved in setting his/her run.
GM Challenges:
NACHA can’t remember FISH
SHIT hash name – Iced.
JM - LEFT BALL got all answer
correct – On down.
GREY DEVIL can’t name 10
Scott Whisky – Iced.
CARTOON was given a
chance to be on box for run rating. But he did not give up this opportunity to
be on box.
SC WONG was iced for not
setting run.
SILENT GORILLA was iced
for arguing with CARTOON.
Co-Hare (JM) was charged, iced,
for setting the 3rd check too far from the check point. LUCKY
COCK counted the total steps were 365 steps away from the check point.
CARTOON rated the run at
7.5 points.
PUSH UP’s dream finally
came through for being able to interview handsome guest brought by GREY
DEVIL and his name is CRAIG. He operates a shop selling
party items in Petaling Street.
Sometimes not necessary being
the biggest is the best, just like the big muscular Kepong Hash member MEDIC
was iced for having a pasar malam umbrella during circle. Probably, GM
did not know that normal size umbrella can’t cover MEDIC’s big body.
HI LO was given an on
down for rescuing GREY DEVIL’s guest BERRY.
BERRY was iced for not fit
for this run.
When you hear, Good Evening
Hashers…. follow by hash quiet… when I talk, you all don’t talk… please focus…
LISTEEEEEENNNNN… LISTEEEEEENNNNNN… LISTEEEEEENNNNNN. He is none other than our JM
-- LEFT
BALL box time.
He said that the last check was
purposely set to be further away from check point to make it a tougher check. LEFT
BALL’s advice to front runner not to complain but to look for the check
and break it. Then half way through, LEFT BALL started speaking Mandarin.
SILENT GORILLA & LUCKY COCK
were iced for complaining about last check and iced for not being able to break
the check respectively.
JM highlight again that
there shouldn’t be any advertisement to sell anything in GH5 group chat, but
somehow people still did it. So the following members were iced. THONGS,
SEMEN
(BANGCOCK
look alike), LADY FINGER (branded bag buyer) and SONGBIRD (branded bag
seller).
THONGS was iced for not
introducing his pretty and sexy girlfriends in his Facebook account to GH5, so
that it can motivate LOLEK to come to GH5 more often.
JM realised that for the
past 2-3 mths LOLEK has not been joining GH5 run. But finally JM
found out the reason that on one of GH5 run, LOLEK came late but JM
saw a lady was waiting for LOLEK in the car and that’s why. So
I guess LOLEK prefer to run on Twin Peaks Mountains rather than GH5
mountains. For this LOLEK was iced.
Not hashing with GH5 for a long
time, will get iced like BABY CROCODILE & 100+.
But what caught NACHA off guard was that not been iced for some time would also
get iced.
PUSH UP (whip) called SPICY
CHILI to ice her for not knowing how to take selfie and for incurring
additional travelling costs unnecessary. WARLORD was also charged for
arriving late.
KIMCHI was charged by PUSH
UP for mumbling about JM for punishing her frequently and
every time she was iced her “Pig Legs” will expose and she was afraid that
strong after effect of her exposure, would cause LUCKY COCK bad luck and
not able to sell his bak kut teh’s pig legs. Actually she was being very
considerate of her to say this. But KIMCHI, for the wellbeing of GH5
members, another way of being a considerate and responsible hasher, knowing
that your ‘Pig Legs’ will have a tremendous bad after effect on others, please
don’t wear such a short mini-skirt lah! Wear a longer skirt. Ha Ha Ha!!!
Guest BERRY (GREY
DEVIL) & CHARLES (KIRIE KIMONO) were given
an on down for improving in running.
JAMES BONK became GM’s
scapegoat for answer on run rating. Because GM doesn’t know the
rating.
Circle ended at 9.30PM.
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