Run # 804 on JUNE 24TH at Bukit Subang Hared by Monster and rated 7.5 points by Push Up!

Hare Corner:
Jordan Chua Hong Fui is the tea importer and whole seller to Mamak outlets, so most of the teh tarik you consumed probably was proceed at his factory for the past 15 years at Subang 2. His hash name Monster was actually his nick name at University days. It was Christian ed by Subang Wanker. Monster was brought to hash by Lachar 2 years ago. He is currently member of GH5 and Kepong H4. Monster said he loves hash because can keep fit and loose weight! ( What a joke, have you see a hasher lose weight? ha ha...) Monster said GH5 is a good chapter and most members have their own business, they all enjoy hashing and drinking just like himself!

Circle started at about 845pm today as the runners came out late due to delay in breaking the check. GM announced the various up coming events. There were many Kepong Hash 4 members present to support Monster run today and Ice Master Flash had the honored to represent the members to grace GH5 throne. Piss Stop complained his nipple smells of smoke after last week's run, so two lady smoker Smoky Gin and Mamasan were called to have saliva sent for DNA test and the result confirmed Mamasan was licking  Piss Stop's chest! Lucky Pussy was iced for bringing quaci to the run site and Lucky Cock joined her for his innovation chair with beer opener attached.Guest Vivien was iced for calling the GM empty when she meant MD. Fish Shit was given an on down for recruiting the most guests in the past few years for GH5. Wendy was called to test her knowledge on members' hash name and she failed miserably. JM LeftBall also failed the hash name test when he called Daffy Duck, Donald Duck. Left Ball was on box next and iced Tan Sri when Tan Sri said he was at first check when he was already at second check. Kirie Kimono was iced next for looking for her car key at Jm's car when the keys were with beer man. James Bonk was asked to recite last week's run rating and he could not remember and was iced. Next on the box was Buzzard Shitface. He iced LeftBall for always setting the run because he has nothing to do after 3PM. T-shirt and Pocahontas were jointly honored on ice for he started to drink today and Pocahontas is the lady standing behind the successful man. Next Melanie was iced for not wearing a hash t-shirt after been to GH5 for many time. The prominent ladies Push Up, Jungle Women and Soh Mui Mui were called to pick the World Cup winner, Push Up picked Holland, Soh Mui Mui picked Brazil and Jungle Women picked Germany. The bet is on to determine who will be the eventual winner! Guest Mafia was iced when he littered his quaci shell all over the floor. Thank you Monster for the unlimited beer and the chartered truck load of food, on site char Koay Tiau and Assam Laksa!

Push Up finished the run today and was happy to do the run rating.

Guest Mafia....

Kepong Hash 4 members!

Cat Eye not paying attention and not knowing the run rating.

GM, not Empty or MD!

Wendy, need to know the members' hash name.

Left Ball always set run......so that he can be out early!

The happy couple!

Melanie, no hash T-shirt!

Piss Stop also can sing!

The World Cup bet is on, all the ladies can give half ball......exposed!

Monster, well done for today's do. Terima Kasih.

Run Master announcing next three week's run!