Hare Corner:
Mad Dog is the Hash name given by Wank Wank of PJ Animales. Mad Dog joined hash in 2002 and was GM and Founder of Bentong Ahiah. He is current member of PJ Hazards, PJ Animales and Batang Kajang, that means he runs on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday! He was brought to GH5 by Piss Stop and Shitface, probably GH5 is a happening place for whisky kaki and a bit of flirting only! Cheah Weng Han is the cari makan name and he is a main contractor for electrical works and rumored to be Electrical Consultant to Sultan of Brunei! He will be implanting a Golden Tooth after the Brunei project.
Today's run was 5.0KM with highest elevation at 250M, the run started from the Sungai Pechala overhead bridge. After the initial steep climb, the run turn left and head towards the Sungai Penchala Kampung direction. from here the trail turn slight right towards Mont Kiara direction, after which we cross the overhead tunnel of Mont Kiara side and head towards TTDI direction again, another grueling steep climb to the top of the ridge and we join back to the in trail and the steep descend to get back to the beer wagon.
Circle started at 830PM , GM announced Hare should make attempt to set the run with minimal co-hare as we want to encourage more runners. Lambo was the first casualty on ice when he interrupted the circle. Sperm Perm was next on ice when a stack of Kepong Hash paper was found along the trail. Silent Gorilla was iced for not knowing Sperm Perm's Hash name. Left Ball was next for not knowing the run rating. Fish Shit has been a regular on ice every week and this week he was iced for the guest not wearing hash T-shirt. BangCock was next for not knowing the hash name of the guest. Buzzard Shitface was dishing out the Gambling Queen Award to Push Up, Lucky Pussy and Pocahontas. The Gambling King award was given to Lucky Cock, Ah Tuck, Piss Stop and Bonsai. Bijis was told to sing a Chinese New year song but he sand to Christmas song tune and was iced. Mystery Whip Silent iced Kim Chi for complaining during the run she needs to warm up to lubricate her engine but Silent told her it does not make any difference. Mad Dog was iced for not setting run, Semen was iced for the guests did not finish the run but one did finish the run. The run was slightly mess up because two co-hare Left Ball and Push Up was late to come to set the run. Lucky Cock was iced for wearing a HARE T-shirt when he was not the hare of the day. Vincent Cheong was christened as "Bo-Lan or No Cock"because he is the mirrror image of "Lam Bo", they always appeared together.
Thank you to Mad Dog for the free makan and beer and free flow of Whisky!
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| Run rater Man Yau! |
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| Thank you for coming to my Lan. |
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| Two sexy guests |
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| The Heavenly King and Queens! |
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| From today onward, I shall response when I am called by my Hash name" Bo-Lan" literally means No-Cock because he will only show up when "Lam Bo" shows up! |
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