Monday, January 28, 2013

Dressing young, acting young, feeling young, behaving young is the best antidote to aging, not the vitamins and anti aging elixirs.

The annual dinner started with an opening gambit arranged by Pissstop and Chickety chic. GM had his ' batang' severed'. The ambulance accompanied by the paramedics sent him to the GH5 Hospital Emergency Department escorted by his lover. 


It was a BDSM eroticism that went wrong. Grossly wrong! VIP treatment was accorded since he is by default the chairman of the GH5 hospital by virtue of being the GM of Gasing Hash. In attendance at ED was Yak our penile reattachment surgeon and Incredible Hulk. 
Yak
Winnie our chief nurse was quick to insert a 'Glenfiddich' intravenous drip as the ED staff prepared GM for theater.





Yak tried in all his endeavor to reattached the severed penis. GM's lover was seen crying and inconsolable. She may not be able to ride on the batang anymore ( not this one anyway). After 6 hours in theater, her fears were confirmed. The surgery was unsuccessful. The only happy person was the GM of PJ Harriettes. She granted our GM life membership.

 On a serious note, if I can ever be serious, I would like to thank you all for supporting the dinner. We all came in whatever attire. Some came in military uniform, some as a slutty school girl. There was a pilot, nurses dressed like begging to be raped, doctors, a foreman and scouts.


We may all be past our prime, but at least for the night we didn't feel that way. Sailormoon may be the most wrinkled high school student, but she behaved like she was 16, and as a result we all too savored the night as if we were still in our youth. 
Sailormoon
Jason Thorny Ass, came as a delinquent student, puffing cigarettes and drinking beer. You can't get away with this at school but at GH5 we closed not one eye but both eyes.


GH5 is family. We are not a hospital for the sick, nor a home-of-peace for the aged, but we know how to have fun. Only in hashing and GH5 will many behave like they are 16 years of age despite our creaky joints, wrinkles, and grey hair. You would not even dare to behave like this at home in front of your kids. Dressing young, acting young, feeling young, behaving young is the best antidote to aging, not the vitamins and anti aging elixirs.

 The annual dinner is over but the GH5 party continues......On!On!