Run start time: my watch battery went flat
Weather: Ideal
Distance: 4.8 km
First runner: different asshole this time (6.45pm)
Last runner: same slow ass as usual (8pm)
Run rating: 8 points by Shit Face
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| The legend himself! |
Archived in the tales of hash is a story of three feline cats (Connie Cat, Pussy Cat and Tom Cat) and a rooster who went for a regular GH5 run. During the run there was a deep stream several meters wide and the only way across was to jump.
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| Tom Cat |
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| Pussy Cat |
The rooster ran as fast as he could, jumped.......and made it across. The 3 pussy cats each took their turns, ....ran......and jumped...... but all fell into the stream. Immediately, the rooster 'plunged' into the water in the act of rescuing them; hence the saying was passed down in hashing circles that for every "wet pussy" there is a 'satisfied cock', but to have three "wet pussies" at the same time is a very very "Lucky Cock". That was how today's hare became a legend as recorded in the annals of hash folklore.
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| A "WET PUSSY" |
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| Tom Cat is not happy |
Today' run had no stream so no cats were snared into the hare's den this time. Maybe this rooster had ran out of luck. The trail was set in a palm oil plantation. All in there were 4 checks. The run was a nice workout and intentionally set short so there is ample time to head to the nearby restaurant.
The circle began at 8.10pm. GM gave some quizzes. The best from Piss Stop was icing Sir Pository and questioning him which brand of shampoo Jesus used. Sir Pository got the right answer "Follow Me". Dinner was at the nearby Heong Moon Seafood Restaurant. Heaps of beer but no wet pussies.
Thanks Lucky Cock! You truly are a GH5 legend.
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