Thursday, November 28, 2013

Run # 774 at Bukit Subang on 26th Nov Hared by Lembek and rated 8.5 points by GM Baby Monkey

Hare Corner:

Nalini Devi was the house hold name in Boleh-Wood Malaysia, however in Hash she is well known as Lembek, in actual fact, her original hash name was supposed to be Limpet, a soft and slow moving Mollusk or Marine Shell Animals, however due to China man's advanced England pronunciation, the name eventually became Lembek, which describe her well, soft and slow during the run but if the run is long and tough, she will be tough and strong and give the hare a piece of her mind! Prince Charming can testify to that! Lol. Lembek joined hash together with Wild Boar in 1984 and their inaugural run was with Petaling H3, Subsequently Lembek joined KH4, PJ Club Hash and they joined GH5 in 2004. Both Lembek and Wild Boar are at hash event every single week end with out fail. (You wonder what will happen to all the members and how they survive before they discovered hash?) She was formerly in the insurance industry and currently is homemaker tending to a Wild Boar running around every where! Lembek likes GH5 for it's eco friendliness but it is a questions all members have to ask, "Are we doing enough for the environment for calling our selves an Eco-friendly hash chapter?"

















Actual run took 55 minutes but SCB took 3 minutes longer!

5.12KM length with highest elevation at 75M only.



Circle was called to order at 815PM, GM gave an on down to Left Ball for a fantastic Family Do at Damai Laut, both children and adult enjoyed the trip immensely. OC Left Ball thanked the sponsors and everyone who contributed one way or other to make the event successful. Bonsai was iced for failing to take Cili Padi to Damai Laut while enjoying himself oversea. V-Power were iced for sleeping when full action games were going on in the garden. GM iced OC for using Heineken beer when the official beer for GH5 is supposed to be Carlsberg and lunch was delayed by 5 minutes and poor children were so called "Hungry". Mad Dog was iced for noise pollution during the run and talking dirty jokes as well. JM Yak was iced for excessive Tody indulgence and Chikitichik had to drive instead after lunch at Tg Karang. Peacock was iced for talking during the circle and appears to be habitual offence. James Bonk and Warlord were the only two Hackers cutting the grass of Damai Laut Resort and they seem to enjoy hacking the balls more than the family do. JM Loud Chick announced up coming Annual Dinner on 18 Jan 2013 at Royal Commonwealth Society, member is RM100 and guest is RM150. Cartoon was caught napping when he did not know the hare in two weeks time which is himself. New guests Eric Yeo, Siow Ling and Cherry were "warmly" welcomed by JM Yak which only resulted with a few hammer knock from Chikitichik. Silent was caught talking but he insist, his name is "Silent" and how to talk?
Buzzard Piss Stop iced Blur Blur for not helping the ladies when they ask for help. The November birthday boys and girls were given the Gasing Hash birthday song composed by Prince Charming. GM decided to rate the run himself today and awarded 8.5point. Two bottles of vintage red wine were presented to Q-shit by GM for the new run site near to Zoo Negara. Wild Boar was iced for given the wrong direction to the caterer and also used Styrofoam which is banned from GH5. Thank you to Lembek for the sumptuous food and the extra beer. On On.