Run # 749 on June 4th 2013 at Pantai Hill Park Hared by Semen and rated 8.5 points by Donald Duck.

Hare Corner: Stewart Lee Se Min was his given name, now he is given the name of a Champion "Semen" for ALL of us were the Champion "Semen" at one time when we beat the odds to fertilize the egg and  make it to the world. His hash name was easy as his given name Se Min already determined his Hash name! Semen was introduced to GH5 by Bijis in September last year and this is his virgin hash and has been enjoying every single bit of it. He is a Real Estate Negotiator focusing in OUG, Sri Petaling and Puchong area, he is also involved in some boutique property development as well.

Today's run is also well attended with some not so frequent members showing up such as Kangaroo and Donald Duck. There were also about 10 guests as well. The beginning of the in trail led us into the Gasing walkers' trail, after about 300 meters on this walker's trail, it turned left into another not so frequent track down hill and we continue on for about 500 meters or so and ascending to the peak of Gasing Hill and joining the walkers' trail again before we descended and  crossing the bridge and headed towards the climb to the extensive extension of the India Temple, sources confirmed MPPJ will be demolishing this illegal extension due to safety reason as ample evidence of the serious landslide surrounding Bukit Gasing. After trans passing the temple, the steep descend along the track met again the walker with the Que Sera Sera, whatever will be ,will be......... song blaring. The descend basically was parallel to the ascending track and we crossed the stream again and go over a small hill and emerged at the new park, from here it was another slow and steady climb towards Pantai Hill Park direction and finally descend right along the construction area and joining back into the in trail, one guests made another loop for another round when he did not realize the entry and exit points we the same. The run was 4.6KM in length and first runners were out in 60 minutes. Two guests decided Taxi was the better option when they emerged at Old Klang Road area.

Kangaroo making a return...................and completed the run.

The guests started the run fine but ended up with Taxi ride back to run site!

The Angels of Fishshit!

When you are desperate, whatever shoes also can!

Beautiful rainbow!

The limps......

The Soh Hai Clan..................

The guests...................

GM reminded all members to pay up the subscription before 30th June to avoid paying RM50 penalty for all those who pay up after 30th June. Kai Si Wong was given an on down for forgetting his hash shoes but still manage to borrow a pair of boots and completed the run. Shitface and Fishshit were both iced for each anchoring a whisky party in each corner. James Bonk was iced for talking excessively and do not know next week's run. Yak was advised by Kangaroo we call our self Mixed Chapter but others can call us what they like. Guests Lam Par was iced for smoking during circle ans Song Bird was caught for using the mobile phone during he circle and Warlord had to be sacrificed. Kuachi guests were iced for creating excessive noise and smoking during the cirlce.

Cunnilingam and Poova...training for Iron Man Triathlon, to swim 4KM, cycle 180KM and run a 42KM Marathon, total to be less than 17 hours to qualify as an IRON MAN, may be Yak should join him!

 Thanks to Semen for the wonderful roasts..............chilled beers!

Thank you for coming to my run, thanks to my co-hare..........

Kangaroo giving a lecture on hash circle decorum..................

Tan Sri Dato needs six times a week......................................

I, Yap Long Chon shall from today onwards renounced my given name. I shall be called and will only response by my Hash name. I pledged to support all GH5 events and shall donate generously as well. I will donate a portion of my monthly income to GH5, I shall also generously welcome all hashers to my house if you happen to pass by Banting and shall ensure ample beers supplies. I want to thank the beloved GM for giving me this well thought out name that I have been dying for, from today onwards I shall be known to the hashing world as "Long John"

Joke of the day.

The new French Foreign Legion captain was assigned to a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there.

"Well, sir," is the reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women, and sir, sometimes the men have... urges."

"That's why we have the camel, sir."

The captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about

urges, so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the captain starts having a real problem with his own urges, and asks the sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the captain stands on it, pulls down his pants and has sex with the camel.

When he is done, he asks the sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

"Uh, no sir," the sergeant replies.

"They usually just ride the camel into town."