Derick Wong Fook Yew was the given name that was forsaken, one wonder why he was not Chrsitian ed as " F U Monkey"? Anyway , nowadays he will only response when he is called by his Hash name known as Big Mouth Monkey (BMM) which was given by KH4. The reason for the name was because he talked a lot and loud and tends to run like a monkey hoping from tree to tree, stream to stream. BMM started hashing in 2006 and currently is a member of GH5, Mantin Hash, Sunday H4 and Mother HHH or known as Hash House Harrier. If you are short of KY Jelly, never ask BMM for substitute as he ply his trade in Ultra Special Glue and package material. (See joke of the day at the end)
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| Today run is sort of outstation run for many and you would have been forgiven if you thought you were at the wrong run site because there were more guests (about 40)than members today. However it was good collection day for GH5 finance department ! There were two trails set for the hasher to chose, either the short one that take 90 minutes for walkers or the long one which took 90 minutes for serious runners. Plenty of bits, porridge and free flow of beers, Toddy and whisky! Big hand to BMM for the generosity! It was raining on the way to the run, before the run and drizzles during circle. One minute silence was observed for Irene Wong, Hartams Hasher who was brutally murdered in Gasing Hills. Our deepest condolences to the family of Irene Wong! It was a very sad day for hash and many of us felt the pain of the tragedy as it could have happen to anyone one of us, so members need to walk in pairs and espcially for ladies not to walk the trail alone. Many GM in attendance were called for on down tonight, among them Walking Tall of KH4, Mantin Hash, Mother Hash, Mambau Hash, Sunday H4, Cheras Hash4, Mont Kiara Hash, Sg Ujong Hash and Hokkien Hash. CH4 announced their up coming celebration on June 15th at Fishing Pond at Semenyih and damage is RM70, anyone interested to contact Interhash Sex, Wild Boar. Hokkien Hash also reminded those registered to show up this Saturday on 27th April at Taman Pertanian. GM presented Hare of the day BMM two bottles of French Grand Cru Reserve Burgundy for choosing virgin run site for GH5. BMM was iced for using Styrofoam container and other animales like Wild boar also share the throne with BMM. Blur Blur was iced for not knowing the whatsapp message sent out was from GM Baby Monkey alias Teo Sin Joo. Hare of the day BMM took to the box to thank all the co-hare, especially ET and Ham Chai and all the sponsors from fruit to many crates of beers to Mobile Karaoke. Dinner was on site with Indian food. Big Hand to BMM for another great Tuesday and your effort to make a successful run though it was a long long...................ride home. |
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| Your choice, long Lan or short Lan? |
You guys are in luck for RUN 743, pay one time subs but get two scribes, what a deal. thank you Kai Si Wong for your cumtribution! We hope to get more volunteers for future run scribes!
Hash Trash
Run Number :743-23rd April 2013
Hare : Big Mouth Monkey Venue: Temiang, Seremban Light Industrial Park
Weather: Wet & Cloudy
Driving Distance: approx 6 km for Short
Run and 8.5KM for Long Run Checks: Not known
First Runner out : 1hr 20Mins Last Runner: 2Hr 15Mins Run Rating: 9.5 points
Co-hares : Fish
Shit and some from Mantin Hash Members
There were lots of expectations about this run as
the site is new to many, described as an excellent by others but a little
distant away for the usual Gasing playground. However the thought of the
distance frightened many of our Gasing members reducing to us to minority
compared to the quests which amounted to a resounding 48 in numbers. The On
Cash was brimming from ear to ear with the rich bounty of guests fees and was
seen counting and recounting the cash all night.
The journey to the site was met with spurts of rain
onwards Kajang but the weather turned perfectly fine just before the run
started. All turned up early and was briefed on GM about the long and short
runs with the same in trail but different out trail. No one knew about the
distance of the long run as the Hare and co hares were still inside when the
run started.
The run started sharply at 6pm , led by our GM. All members and guests moved
quickly along the premix road serving many light industrial units hoping that they
will be out before 8pm. Checks were not forthcoming but all were later deterred
and bogged down by the slippery climb all the way up but just 1 hill. The
downhill journey was even tougher with many sliding and clinging to twigs and
even thorns to avert falling and hurting oneself. NO on remembered any flat
ground for runners in the mid part of the course. Thinking that it was the end
of the run at the out trail, we were met by a sign showing directions of long
and short run. As always, the weaker and older ones opted to return early and
took the short one, while a handful challenged the long uphill trail of 3 other
hills.
Many returned by 8.15pm and were seen gobbling
sumptuous porridge in addition to the water melon and for the first time
Chinese pears. Free flow of beers started as early as then, creating many happy
faces.
Circle was ushered in at 9.00pm by Wild Boar, as
usual with much resistance from members and guests as they were busy chatting
away coupled with drizzle of rain which did not stop. Umbrellas and rain coats
were deployed and GM went through his routine including respecting a minute’s
silence for one murder victim cum late hasher, Irene Ong. The Hare’s joy in
organizing this fantastic run of 9.5 points was apparent and was high in his head
as early as circle time. Also attended were as many as 6 Grand Masters and
Officials from the various chapters from as many as 3 states but unfortunately
and in all fairness, all has to pay guest fees regardless of their rank.
The boisterous evening had witnessed many being iced
before being treated to a karaoke session and many Indian delicacies for dinner.
The rest of the evening was vested on the plentiful black gold and golden fluid
to piss the night away. The party did not end until the wee hours of the
morning but gradually thinned by midnight.
The Hare was deservedly accorded the highest rating
for the evening and bestowed with a vote of thanks from all.
On On by Kai Si Wong.
Joke of the day.
On the wedding night of a young couple, the Groom ask the brother if he has some lubricant when they were about to go to sleep. The little brother handed him the lubricant and went to sleep.
Next morning, the little brother was going to school and noticed the elder brother was not down for breakfast, so the boy asked the Mother if Brother has come down for breakfast, Mom said , don't worry, your brother must be very tired after the wedding night.
After back from school and having his lunch, again the elder brother was not in sight, again the little boy asked the mother if brother has come down for lunch, again the mother replied, let him rest as he must be tired. So the boy went for his activities and return in the evening for late dinner, again elder brother was not in sight and the little boy again asked the mother if brother has been down for dinner? Now the mother is curious and ask the boy why you keep asking about elder brother?
The boy replied, last night brother asked for some lubricant but I accidentally handed him the "SUPERGLUE"
Hash names : Source from Wikipedia.
In most chapters, the use of real names during an event is discouraged. Members are typically given a "hash name," usually in deference to a particularly notorious escapade, a personality trait, or their physical appearance. In some chapters the name must be earned - that is, hashers are not named until they've done something outstanding, unusual, or stupid enough to warrant a name. In other chapters the process is more mechanical and hashers are named after completing a certain number of events (5-10 being the most common).
Some chapters focus on "family-friendly" names (for example: Lost My Way); others focus on names filled with innuendo (for example: Salt Lick); and some go out of their way to make the name as bawdy, offensive, or politically incorrect as possible.
Those hashers who have not been named are generally referred to as "Just (Name)", "No Name (Name)" (e.g., "No Name John") or "No Fucking Hash Name John" (NFHN John).
Hashers are not permitted to give themselves nicknames due to the obvious conflict of interest. Hashers who do so are often renamed by the chapter at the earliest opportunity and with a more offensive name. Similarly, hashers who do get named and don't like their name may end up being renamed by their chapter, the members of whom may strive to give the complaining hasher an even more offensive or inappropriate name.
