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| GH5 Medical Center - a joint venture between Sime Darby and Concrete Cut Bhd |
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| Concrete Cut Bhd Chairman Tan Sri Frankie Tee launching the hospital |
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| Share price of Concrete Cut Bhd rising sharply since the launch of the medical center |
GH5 Medical Center:
Head of Gynecology and Dean of Medical Services: Piss Stop
Psychiatrist: Soh99
Head of Traditional Medicine: Dr Phang
Sexually Transmitted Disease Specialist: Stiff Stick
Alcoholic anonymous department head: Kenny Liew (mistaken, maybe he is a patient instead)
Urologist (Impotence specialist): Tongkat Ali
IVF Fertility Specialist: Bang Cock
Cardiologist: Heartbreaker
Optometrist: Blur Blur
Prosthetic Specialist: Goldfinger
Pediatrician: Ruth Anya
Stunted growth specialist: Karen Chili Padi (PhD in Growth Hormone studies)
Endocrinology /Obesity specialist: Stumpy
Plastic Surgeon (Hair Transplant): Yakitiyak
Plastic Surgeon (Breast enlargement/augmentation): Push Up
Orchidectomy surgeon: Left Ball
Eye Specialist: PopEYE
Chief Pharmacist: Sir Pository (PhD in suppository delivery systems)
A&E, Trauma Specialist: Danger
Florist: Bonsai
Chief Nutritionist: Fish Shit (non halal); Baby Monkey (vegetarian foods)
Physiotherapist: Mr.World
Rehabilitation Head: Faker
Ambulance drivers: King Trucker, Lambo, James Bonk
Chaplain: Hi Lo
Canteen operator: Wong Ah Sing
Car park: Touch & Gold
Gardener: Jungle Man
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| Piss Stop's opening lecture as Dean of Medical Services, GH5 Medical Center |
Piss Stop in his final words of wisdom, reminds all doctors in GH5 Medical Center to practice holistic medicine - to treat every woman as a whole and not as a h#le.
Piss Stop is world famous for delivering a baby from a Harriet while she was running in a hash run.
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| The harriet running while pregnant |
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| The baby that Piss Stop delivered |
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